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Ebantu the Kararehe

#6495
July 06, 2020, 07:06:40 AM
O_O

Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 05, 2020, 12:41:47 PM
I... I... he was my friend!  *Begins sobbing.*
*stays very still behind the fridge*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#6496
July 06, 2020, 09:48:15 AM
*slowly faints from the pain, cackling 'till the very second of death*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#6497
July 06, 2020, 01:08:26 PM
*Hoses Lass down with a fire extinguisher and bandages the burns.*



EDIT: I swear, keeping y'all alive is a full time  job
One Step. Just one. One at a time. Failure is not falling back, but rather not moving at all.

Sebias of Redwall

#6498
July 06, 2020, 04:42:24 PM
(Hah!  :laugh:)

*Is bored* I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored, bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored,  bored, bored.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Ebantu the Kararehe

#6499
July 06, 2020, 11:01:30 PM
*would direct Seb to the 'Come here when you are bored' topic, but is currently hiding behind the fridge*
Infant Ebby is a smol, out-of-control firebending terror. It's a good thing she's also quite cute.

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

lass of something much

#6500
July 06, 2020, 11:13:33 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 06, 2020, 01:08:26 PM
*Hoses Lass down with a fire extinguisher and bandages the burns.*



EDIT: I swear, keeping y'all alive is a full time  job
My fire...You...You...YOU KILLED MY FIRE!!!!! *attacks Verdie*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#6501
July 06, 2020, 11:15:55 PM
Fire?! What fire?! HELP!!! FIRE!!!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#6502
July 06, 2020, 11:18:25 PM
*drives spoon into Verdies' neck*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Sebias of Redwall

#6503
July 06, 2020, 11:21:51 PM
{Goodness, that's violent. 0.e Unless you were driving the spoon like one does a car...}

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

lass of something much

#6504
July 06, 2020, 11:39:53 PM
*bashes Verdie with a rubber rat*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#6505
July 07, 2020, 01:49:33 PM
*Rubs the bruise on my neck and leans away from the swinging rat.*
Ow. Hey, can you not?
One Step. Just one. One at a time. Failure is not falling back, but rather not moving at all.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#6506
July 07, 2020, 04:47:42 PM
*Getz zat odd look in 'iz eye* Did zomebeazt zay FIRE?

*Pullz oot a pack o' matchez, coverz av o' ze curtainz viz kerozine, loightz a match, und ztartz ze fire*

Major! *Laughz gleefully*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Kade Rivok

#6507
July 07, 2020, 05:07:45 PM
*Falls asleep again.*
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

lass of something much

#6508
July 07, 2020, 05:47:26 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 07, 2020, 01:49:33 PM
*Rubs the bruise on my neck and leans away from the swinging rat.*
Ow. Hey, can you not?
{I'm not a rat! >:(}
*tries to eat Verdie's footpaw*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#6509
July 07, 2020, 05:50:25 PM
(You were trying to bash my face with a rubber rat. It was swinging to and fro, not quite you. Besides, I know you're a cute li'l otter-squirrel-bird.)

*Watches Lass in befuddlement.* I mean, at least you aren't trying  to attack my hands or elbows, but i do wear shoes...
One Step. Just one. One at a time. Failure is not falling back, but rather not moving at all.
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