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Started by Redwall Musician, June 25, 2011, 02:02:12 AM

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Tiria Wildlough

Lolololol!  :D :D :D That one's good!
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

What did the shrew say when the math teacher said that they would be learning about Logarithmic Functions?

LOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOG!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Matthias720

Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 14, 2011, 11:46:36 PM
What did the shrew say when the math teacher said that they would be learning about Logarithmic Functions?

LOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOG!
:D Brilliant!

Tiria Wildlough

#48
Here's one, involving a scientist and God:
Scientist: I think I can make my own person. Let's have a competition.
God: Alright
Scientist: OK. First I get some dirt--
God: Wait wait wait wait. You have to get your own dirt.
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Taggerung_of_Redwall

#49
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on July 14, 2011, 11:46:36 PM
What did the shrew say when the math teacher said that they would be learning about Logarithmic Functions?

LOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOGALOG!
Seconded on brilliant.


Be a bit tricky, yeah.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ow".
Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away

Matthias720

Did you hear about the restaurant they're building on the Moon?

The food is going to be great, but the place has no atmosphere.

Redwall Musician

#51
Here's some weird laws:

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
California State Law

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
New York state law


And a blonde joke:

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."
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Matthias720

:D That's a good one!

And then there's:
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married?

The wedding was a disaster, but the reception was great!

Taggerung_of_Redwall

Two pretzels are walking down the street. One of them was assaulted.
Start building something beautiful and just put the hate away

Matthias720

They've figured out how to build apartments on clouds.

The view is great, but the rent is sky-high!

Lily

Quote from: Taggerung_of_Redwall on July 21, 2011, 02:57:26 PM
Two pretzels are walking down the street. One of them was assaulted.

I was going to post this one! The version I know has nuts instead of pretzels, though.

rakkety tam

you must never be afraid to try somthing new remember a lone amature built the ark and a large group of pros built the titanic


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Tiria Wildlough

Quote from: Redwall Musician on July 21, 2011, 02:32:03 PM
Here's some weird laws:

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
California State Law

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
New York state law


And a blonde joke:

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

I like the first two. But I don't really go for blonde jokes.
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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Why did (Insert any Redwall Villian here) cross the road?

To conquer the other side!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Nightfire

Quote from: Mariel on June 25, 2011, 04:28:48 AM
If one's company, and three's a crowd, what's four and five?

Do ye no mind a'tellin' me the answer tae that'n?
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