Corn's Mansion, run by me, her loyal Butler. (Previously Nerek's)

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Knight as in Horace Altman and his Ranger cloak, or night as in full moon and werewolves?

Zat noight.

[Booklover]

One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker walked into a bar. The next morning, the butcher, ther baker and the candlestick maker left. There was nobody already in there when they entered, and no one else entered while they were there. Who was still in the bar?

[Verdauga]

Yes, Who was still in the bar.

[Flib Bigboat]

*Who and Nobody have a grand old time smashing leftover windows in the bar*

[Booklover]

I never mentioned a doctor (or rather: The Doctor), so there was no 'who' in the bar. There weren't any of Rudyard Kipling's six honest serving men either. Or ghosts. Or Odysseus.

[Kade Rivok]

Under normal circumstances I'd say the bartender.  But apparently there isn't a bartender if absolutely no one was there prior to their arrival.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker walked into a bar. The next morning, the butcher, ther baker and the candlestick maker left. There was nobody already in there when they entered, and no one else entered while they were there. Who was still in the bar?

'ere ve gae: 'Nobody' vaz avready in ze bar vhen zey entred, und 'No One Else' entred vhoilzt zey vere zere. Problem zolved.

[Kade Rivok]

Alternatively, any of them could've still been in the bar.  It says they left (not necessarily at the same time), and that no one "else" entered, so they could've come back.

[Flib Bigboat]

Why is a raven like a writing-desk?

[Kade Rivok]

No idea.

[Flib Bigboat]

Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front

[Verdauga]

I never mentioned a doctor (or rather: The Doctor), so there was no 'who' in the bar. There weren't any of Rudyard Kipling's six honest serving men either. Or ghosts. Or Odysseus.

No, no, no. See you mentioned that Nobody was already there, and that No One Else entered while they were there.

One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker walked into a bar. The next morning, the butcher, ther baker and the candlestick maker left. There was nobody already in there when they entered, and no one else entered while they were there. Who was still in the bar?

But you didn't state that Nobody was the only one already there, and that No One Else was the only other entrant. Thus, Who was either there when they arrived, or had entered before they left. Thus, Who was in fact still in the bar.
Very likely Mallory Leafpaw was also there, but that reference is more obscure.

[Flib Bigboat]

(Is Mallory Leafpaw a Ranger hare that is everywhere and nowhere at the same time?)
Also Nobody, No One Else, and/or Who could be a doctor, or honest serving-men, or ghosts, or Odyseuss (who is probably Nobody.)

[Verdauga]

(Is Mallory Leafpaw a Ranger hare that is everywhere and nowhere at the same time?)
Also Nobody, No One Else, and/or Who could be a doctor, or honest serving-men, or ghosts, or Odyseuss (who is probably Nobody.)

You are really close on Mallory. I could tell you more, but there's little use crowding the thread with it.

[Cornflower MM]

*steals the mansion and runs off with it into the night*

Ruuuuuuuuuude, put it back!