LOCK THIS TOPIC, FELLOWS (MOLDY PUPPETS ATTACK WITH THEIR CLAWS & TEETH)

[Kade Rivok]

*BUT WAIT... Out of the ashes rises BIG RICKEY, a DEMON MARSHMALLOW THAT CAN SQUIRT NUCLEAR BOMBS OUT OF HIS FINGER CREASES WITH INCREDIBLE EASE*

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He better not interfere with my coffee time.

*Steals all of Verd's coffee when no one is looking.*

[Verdauga]

*Confiscates Kade while he is looking.*


Actually, you know what? I've been trying to have less coffee anyway, so you can have some of that.

[Kade Rivok]

Have some of what?  I don't know what you're talking about.

Give me back.

[Verdauga]

Your fatal mistake was leaving a cyber trail to your otherwise perfect crime.

[Kade Rivok]

CURSE YOU, INTERNEEEEEEEET

[Verdauga]

I wish we had a like feature sometimes. 

How's the coffee, by the wayy?

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Oh, it's alright. It's cold now though, if I'm not mistaken.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

And our immortal noses. (Presumably stolen from Voldemort, since he was sort of immortal.)

'e vaz nae immortal, 'e vaz immoral.

[Booklover]

And our immortal noses. (Presumably stolen from Voldemort, since he was sort of immortal.)

'e vaz nae immortal, 'e vaz immoral.

Why couldn't he be both? He'd have been immortal if he'd actually used a bit of common sense when hiding Horcruxes (I would have said when making them, but you could probably argue that common sense would be not making them).

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

An immoral immortal, zen.

Und regardin' 'Common Zenze':

Common sense is not so common.

[Flib Bigboat]

And our immortal noses. (Presumably stolen from Voldemort, since he was sort of immortal.)

'e vaz nae immortal, 'e vaz immoral.

Why couldn't he be both? He'd have been immortal if he'd actually used a bit of common sense when hiding Horcruxes (I would have said when making them, but you could probably argue that common sense would be not making them).

I have two questions regarding Horcruxes:

Horcrux Question 1: Harry Potter spoilers alert

Can Dementors kill them, by sucking the bits of soul out?

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And:

Horcrux Question 2: Harry Potter spoilers alert

Couldn't Voldemort steal a Time-Turner from the Ministry of Magic, and make it a Horcrux?  I mean, think of what a mess everything would be, if he could go back in time over and over again... And if he'd just hidden it somewhere, in Hogwarts, say, and a random student found it... It would be like Tom Riddle's diary and Ginny Weasley, they'd go back in time, and kill a bunch of Muggleborns, and then probably get their memories wiped or something. And since the past would keep changing, nobody would be able to get their hands on the culprit. Actually, now that I think of it, I'm kind of glad J. K. Rowling didn't add a Time-Turner Horcrux. Imagine if Hermione had ended up with it in The Prisoner of Azkaban...

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[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Horcrux Comment

Voldemort vid probably get devoured by a toime paradox und never zeen or 'eard from again. Everyvone elze (ezpecially Harry Potter) lived 'appily ever after. ZE END.

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[Flib Bigboat]

 Another Horcrux comment

What about the Time-Turner, though? What happened to it?

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[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Spoiler

Ze Doctor confizcated it.

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[Flib Bigboat]

Spoiler

Ah, makes sense.

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*howls*