Last Person to Post Wins III

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zilly
Lemonz
At
Perzonal
Penguin
Yodellin'

[Flib Bigboat]

That does sound silly.

[WorshipTiria]

I've got penguins at my local zoo, and sometimes they are allowed to walk around together.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zooz are terrible- zey've kidnapped zeveral Animalz und zen put zem oot on dizplay fer people tae pay und point zeir obnoxiouz nozez at, und av ze animalz 'ave tae dae iz tae lie aboot 'til zeir next meal. Nay open fieldz or foreztz or plainz or deep, endlezz oceanz fer zem tae run or zvim or explore in- juzt a zmav enclozure und obnoxiouz 'umanz ztickin' zeir facez at zem av day. Ach...

[WorshipTiria]

Actually, some zoos exist for preservation and most enclosures have food at all times.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ye're zinkin' o' vildloife zanctuariez. Ah'm talkin' aboot placez vhere animalz are bein' 'eld und zhovn off fer payin' cuztomerz. Ah remember bein' at a theme park vone toime zat 'ad zome Volvez in ziz enclozure viz people ztandin' zere gavkin' at zem und zrovin' oice cubez at zem. 'oneztly Ah vanted tae zrov oice cubez at ze people und zee 'ov zey loiked it.

[Flib Bigboat]

I agree, zoos are obnoxious. Especially when signs say "don't feed the animals" and then some idiots are letting their kids feed the animals stuff they find on the ground.
I also feel sorry for animals in petting zoos, because they have to put up with children running around and screaming and throwing feed pellets at them for hours.

[Kade Rivok]

Feed the kids to the animals.

[Flib Bigboat]

Now that would be cruel. Although the zoo would certainly have to close down after that.

[Kade Rivok]

It'll empower the animals.

[Flib Bigboat]

Only if the animal is a certain Otterbadger by the name of Kade Rivok.

[Kade Rivok]

I would NEVER eat a child. >_>

[Flib Bigboat]

I have been called a child by a teenage friend of mine multiple times (in a friendly teasing sort of way), and I have been eaten by you multiple times. That counts as eating a child.

[Kade Rivok]

Only if you think of yourself as a child

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Feed the kids to the animals.

Or at ze very leazt, ze idiotz zat decoide tae come up und ztick zeir 'andz in viz ze Tigerz, und get mauled... *Pointz at a certain event zome toime agae*