The Manly Thread

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Lifts Kade on one hand*

[Kade Rivok]

Why are you holding my paw up like that?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Tozzez a caber at Kade*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Why are you holding my paw up like that?

Does it hurt? I'll put you down if you want...
*Internally screaming at the strain*

[Kade Rivok]

I mean, I'm standing here and you just suddenly grabbed my hand (paw) and held it up.  So, no, it doesn't hurt 

*Tozzez a caber at Kade*

*Le dodge*  How wude.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Tiz nae rude, tiz competition! *Tozzez anozer caber in Kade'z direction*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

I'm not strong enough!!
*Drops Kade's paw and collapses*

[Kade Rivok]

Oh dear.  *Karate chops the caber in half and gets Rip some water.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Jugglez anozer caber, zen tozzez it acrozz ze topic*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Oh dear.  *Karate chops the caber in half and gets Rip some water.*

*Revives and starts quoting Shakespeare*
'To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them. To die: to sleep...'

[Kade Rivok]

Sleeping is fine, dying ain't.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

*Stops quoting*
R-riight...

[Kade Rivok]

*Squints warily at Rip.*

[Ripred the Gnawer]

I'm not dangerous, don't worry.

[Kade Rivok]

I remain unconvinced.  *Bench presses Rip.*