Forum Gala 2022

[Captain Wortshire]

*stops flopping*

Is this a fight?

*pulls out wooden mallet*

[lass of something much]

Weeeeeeeeeeeee! *falls*
Probably shouldn't have dressed as a giant lolipop, but hey, it worked for stealing all the good party food.. *poofs into more battle ready attire, weapon's included and starts fighting back, before landing painfully in a tree*

[Captain Wortshire]

A wooden mallet is probably not the best weapon against flying units...

*Pulls out dual sub-machine guns from bag*

[Scott McLamok]

Weeeeeeeeeeeee! *falls*
Probably shouldn't have dressed as a giant lolipop, but hey, it worked for stealing all the good party food.. *poofs into more battle ready attire, weapon's included and starts fighting back, before landing painfully in a tree*

*le catche*

[lass of something much]

Thanks, that hurt a lot less than it could've  *shoots one of the harpies* We might need a more defence based attack, those guys outnumber us thousands to one

[Captain Wortshire]

Too bad I left my Cloak back at the Fortress, I could have pulled something out like a riot shield that would probably help out...

*unloads on the Harpies*

And don't make me call the Fortress, that thing takes ages go get anywhere...

[Scott McLamok]

Boi I gotta riot shield in the ship but its heavy as haeck!

Thanks, that hurt a lot less than it could've  *shoots one of the harpies* We might need a more defence based attack, those guys outnumber us thousands to one

Yea! *sheathes his swords* Sounds like its time for some pew-pew action! *pulls out two 1911s and starts firing into the mass oof harpies*

[lass of something much]

Am I the only one without some sort of mobile home?!

Too bad I left my Cloak back at the Fortress, I could have pulled something out like a riot shield that would probably help out...

*unloads on the Harpies*

And don't make me call the Fortress, that thing takes ages go get anywhere...

....The trees will have to manage, then again, they can lift us, and then drop us onto the rocks below, a rather trusty tactic... But also guns *shoots one in the wing*

[Captain Wortshire]

I could always go and grab it...

*harpy snatches arm and begins flying off*

Sunuva...

*pulls out a cosmic-energy grenade and explodes the harpy into green goo*

I'll just get an extra arm later...

[lass of something much]

*tosses Wortshire an arm*

[Captain Wortshire]

Thanks

*reattaches arm with duck-tape*

I knew I should have brought the Attachment Spray ©...

*fires back at the Harpies*

[lass of something much]

... You might wanna use-... *attaches it using OP healing combined with waterbending*

[Captain Wortshire]

Heh, I think my patented spray works better...

Now let me see what I currently have on my right now...

*dumps contents from bag and pockets*

2 Sub-Machine Guns with Ammo
3 Cosmic Grenades
1 Chapstick
An Empty Clone Spray © Bottle
147 Cents of Change (Canadian)
A (Chipped) Knife
A Flamethrower (Propane not Included)
A Packet of Peanuts
Half a Bar of Soap
A Grappling Gun

[lass of something much]

Noo, not peanuts, my allergies! Also this is a food fight

[Scott McLamok]

*flops next to Wort and Lass behind a fallen tree and reloads his pistols *

like Lass said we need a better position we are too out in the open here thank god they dont have ranged weapons or we'd be harpy meat.

*peaks over the tree and  continues to fire at the horde of harpies*