FOOD FIGHT!

[Captain Wortshire]

*head rolls off*

Okay... Where's my Attachment Spray© ?

*body lumbers over to head*

[Ally046]

*uses spaghett and meatball as a mace and chain*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*peaks out of Kade's fluff* Oh dear, things are getting serious. *throws a bliss ball at Ally and retreats back into the fluff*

(I think I was in Kade's fluff, anyway. Can't imagine where else I'd be)

(Also, why is this thread pinned? It doesn't need pinning!)

[lass of something much]

*lobs a juicy at Teer's nose*

[Captain Wortshire]

*sprays neck with Attachment Spray ©*

*pulls out a contraption that is a fusion between marshmallow launcher and flamethrower*

ALRIGHT!

Prepare to feel the hot sticky goodness vengeance from the Steaming Marshmallow Overt Rail Enforcer (or S.M.O.R.E)

*rapid fires toasty S'Mores*

[lass of something much]

*ducks behind a table, then peaks out, only to be smored in the face* AAAHHHH it buuurrns! 

[Captain Wortshire]

*looks at the S.M.O.R.E, cranks down the heat from 11 to 5, and continues firing not as toasty S'Mores*

[lass of something much]

*yeetsa few sausages in damper at Wortshire from behind the table*

[Captain Wortshire]

*thonk*

ow...

*pulls out a pomegranate and pulls out the pin *

FIRE IN THE HOLE

*chucks the pomegranate*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Knockz it back at 'im viz a large carrot*

[Captain Wortshire]

*jumps onto and covers the pomegranate with a large dinner plate*

HIT THE DIRT

*boom*

*takes the plate and throws it like a frisbee*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*A random Golden Retriever runz pazt und grabz ze plate, und zen bringz it back fer Wortshire tae zrov again*

[Captain Wortshire]

*shrugs and tosses it again*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze Golden Retriever runz after it und grabz ze plate, und zen bringz it back fer Wortshire tae zrov again*

[Ally046]

*calls to the Goldie* "C'mere Charlie!"