Forum Gala 2022

[lass of something much]

Don't worry, we don't hate you

If you fought as much spirits as I have, you will get used to feeling of swiping air...

Why do you fight spirits? Aren't they generally peaceful folk?

[Kade Rivok]

The only good spirit is a dead spirit.
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...wait

[Captain Wortshire]

If you fought as much spirits as I have, you will get used to feeling of swiping air...

Why do you fight spirits? Aren't they generally peaceful folk?

Clearly you haven't encountered a ghast, phantom, revenant, moroi, or even a malevolent spirit...

And that is only the tip of the iceberg...

I should know. One of them is currently binge watching streaming tv on my couch back at the Fortress...

[lass of something much]

No, I have, I was in hiding in a ghost village, they were all quite lovely, except Jemin... He did not like me at all

[Verdauga]

If you fought as much spirits as I have, you will get used to feeling of swiping air...

Why do you fight spirits? Aren't they generally peaceful folk?

Clearly you haven't encountered a ghast, phantom, revenant, moroi, or even a malevolent spirit...

And that is only the tip of the iceberg...

I should know. One of them is currently binge watching streaming tv on my couch back at the Fortress...

The edge is so real right now.

*Begins setting out the second course of the meal.*

[Captain Wortshire]

One sec...

*runs off into the forest; a distant squeal is heard; reemerges and wipes bloody hands on coat*

That should hopefully keep the harpies occupied... The stench that the carcass of a monstrous boar makes should distract them long enough...

[Verdauga]

Welp, there goes another local attraction. Finally got my game reserve licensing in order too.

[lass of something much]

One sec...

*runs off into the forest; a distant squeal is heard; reemerges and wipes bloody hands on coat*

That should hopefully keep the harpies occupied... The stench that the carcass of a monstrous boar makes should distract them long enough...

Broooooo, why would you bloody up your jacket, blood stains bad

[Captain Wortshire]

Not the worst thing I wiped on it...

Besides I got my laundry bill covered...

[lass of something much]

Bro the laundry ladies must haate you

[Verdauga]

*Replaces a stained table cloth and resets the cutlery.*

[Kade Rivok]

*Cutlery is primed and ready to fire*

[Captain Wortshire]

Bro the laundry ladies must haate you

Not really. The laundromat I go to is run by a family of Akaname...

I won't go into further detail if you want to keep your appetite, which I hope isn't ruined by now...

[Verdauga]

*Moves the remnants of the first course into the kitchen, and teleports the second course in it's place*

[lass of something much]

Bro the laundry ladies must haate you

Not really. The laundromat I go to is run by a family of Akaname...

I won't go into further detail if you want to keep your appetite, which I hope isn't ruined by now...

Dw, the harpy breath already made me never want to be able to smell and by extent eat anything for fear of vomit