The Wedding Of Worsib Bigtiria

[WorshipTiria]

If Flib dies, does the marriage continue?

[Kade Rivok]

Apparently

[WorshipTiria]

If I die, does the marriage continue?

[Kade Rivok]

But of course!

[Flib Bigboat]

And then she died. So anyway, I now pronouce you otterhusband and something else, congrats, @Flib Bigboat and @WorshipTiria

Hey hey hey, hoooold on. I didn't die, I disappeared. And I'm still thinking of ways to make this marriage cease to exist.

[Kade Rivok]

Love is a fickle creature indeed

[WorshipTiria]

What if we kill the pastor?

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

I uh... think he would rather not be killed

[WorshipTiria]

*grins menacingly*
Would the marriage continue if the pastor was killed?

[Flib Bigboat]

What if I kill you?

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*grins menacingly*
Would the marriage continue if the pastor was killed?

I suppose it would if another pastor was willing to step in or if you failed to kill said pastor

What if I kill you?

That would be slightly better, but as the pastor I have to say that's still quite bad

[Flib Bigboat]

Around the time when this thread was created, we would try to kill each other every time he was online.

[Kade Rivok]

And look how far y'all have come.  Now that's love.

[Flib Bigboat]

"How far y'all have come" is just a fancy way of saying that I disappeared for a long time, and now that I finally came back, I somehow keep getting on just after he logs off. Which is unfortunate, but has nothing to do with true love.

[Kade Rivok]

A likely story.