Scott's funeral.

[Flib Bigboat]

WAIT WAIT WAIT.
Why are we all in such a hurry to shave anti-godmodding powder off Kade? Wouldn't that completely undermine any plans to kill him?
Besides, I'm sure there are more practical ways to get rid of it.

[Kade Rivok]

Not that it could happen, of course

[Scott McLamok]

sooo is this still my funeral? am i still dead? i didnt bother to read the 20 sum pages that were unread

[lass of something much]

I think Kade was trying to bring you back with his various questionable techniques

[Scott McLamok]

as a loving father should

[lass of something much]

I dunno if that's quite the word I'd use to explain Kade's parenting, but suureee

[Scott McLamok]

trust me he's good

[Kade Rivok]

I dunno if that's quite the word I'd use to explain Kade's parenting, but suureee

I'm a wonderful parent, you're just jelly.

sooo is this still my funeral? am i still dead? i didnt bother to read the 20 sum pages that were unread

*Sticks enchanted fork in Scott, sending a bolt of life energy through him, revitalizing the poor creature.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

WAIT WAIT WAIT.
Why are we all in such a hurry to shave anti-godmodding powder off Kade? Wouldn't that completely undermine any plans to kill him?
Besides, I'm sure there are more practical ways to get rid of it.

Ve're nae zhavin' ze povder off, ze povder enablez uz tae zhave ze fur off o' Kade, vhich vid make 'im vulnerable.

[Flib Bigboat]

We also need to get rid of his magical fork.

[Kade Rivok]

You wish

And it's enchanted.

[Flib Bigboat]

SwatIsaid.

[Kade Rivok]

No, you said it was magical.  It's not magical, it's enchanted.  Fork is enchanted, spoon is magic.

[Flib Bigboat]

Whatever. All the more reason to get rid of both.

[Kade Rivok]

Don't make me fork you.