The Death Of Skarzs Murder Mystery

[Flib Bigboat]

Why? Do I die next?

[Kade Rivok]

Goodness, I hope not!  I don't like eating things that are already dead after all.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

More zuzpicion...

[Kade Rivok]

Wouldn't be surprised if it was HIAG orchestrating this whole thing, given the fact that he's orchestrating this whole thing.

[Flib Bigboat]

Wouldn't be surprised if you were organizing this whole thing, given you're a loop who has the power to delete any suspicious clues from people's posts.

[The Skarzs]

*A suspicious amount of sus is susfficient to resuscitate and kill me again in quick susccession.*

[Kade Rivok]

Dead people aren't allowed to make puns.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Wouldn't be surprised if it was HIAG orchestrating this whole thing, given the fact that he's orchestrating this whole thing.

Ah'm nae orcheztratin' anyzin'- und bezoidez, Ah 'ave an alibi. At ze toime o' ze murder, Ah vaz at ze nearby pub zettin' fire tae av zeir curtainz again. Ah 'ave ze zinged vhizkerz tae prove it. (Und nyet, Ah dinnae zinge me vhizkerz vhilzt zettin' zem on fire- Ah'd never be zae carelezz; Ah zinged zem vhen ze ovner zav me und Ah 'ad tae ezcape quickly trough a nearby vindov, und bruzhed by vone o' ze burnin' curtainz.) Ach...

...Alzae, Ah cannae really read muzic.

[Flib Bigboat]

If your alibi is true, I'm gonna take it for granted that reading music wasn't one of your top priorities whilst you were occupied with committing arson, soooo... Pretty sure it rules you out as the main suspect.

[Kade Rivok]

Assuming there's only one of him, that is.

[Flib Bigboat]

More zuzpicion...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Assuming there's only one of him, that is.

Ach, zere'z only vone o' me. Naybeazt in zeir roight moind vid vant tae duplicate me.

[Kade Rivok]

Aha, that proves it then!  Nobeast here is in their right mind, which mean there must be multiple HIAGs running around!

[Flib Bigboat]

I bet you're one of them. It's more probable than you being "a girl like me".

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Aha, that proves it then!  Nobeast here is in their right mind, which mean there must be multiple HIAGs running around!

Actually, naybeazt in any zort o' moind vid vant tae duplicate me. But Ah 'ave tae vonder, dinnae ye 'ave zat Otterbadger pluzhie...? Could zat be zome'ov involved...?