The Death Of Skarzs Murder Mystery

[Kade Rivok]

I wouldn't put it past it.  That thing is creepy.  Though, it usually just kind of... absorbs folks.  Different MO.

I bet you're one of them. It's more probable than you being "a girl like me".

How could you say such a thing to me!  I'm shocked, almost too shocked for words.

[Flib Bigboat]

I'm sure you'll find something to say no matter how shocked you are.

[Kade Rivok]

*Captures Flib.*  I have the perp here.  Pretty sure she did it.

[Flib Bigboat]

Hey hey hey, hooooooold on.
Skarzs was murdered with poison, not sarcasm or fire.
Therefore that rules me out.

[Kade Rivok]

Your words are poison.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ve could alvayz 'ave a zéance und try tae communicate viz Skarzs' zpirit tae zee if 'e kenz vho did it.

[Flib Bigboat]

Your words are poison.

no u

Ve could alvayz 'ave a zéance und try tae communicate viz Skarzs' zpirit tae zee if 'e kenz vho did it.

Ehhh, he'd probably be too busy vowing vengeance and threatening to squish all and sundry, to answer any of our questions.
(Note: Sundry means Kade, who is obviously unsquishable. That's why he's not part of "all".)

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

It ztill vidnae 'urt tae try. Cavin' ze zpirit o' @The Skarzs - Can ye 'ear uz? Dae ye ken vho it vaz vho poizoned ye? Pleaze zpeak tae uz if ye're nae taae buzy.

[Kade Rivok]

@Skarzs, we call upon you, who was once living, but is now, uh... not.  Who wrecked ya, dude?

[Verdauga]

*Puts on my Skarzs cosplay outfit*

OoooOoooOooooHhhhhh.... the one who KillLlllled meeeeeee....

[Flib Bigboat]

Wait, does that mean Verdauga was the one who was murdered...
Whilst pretending to be Skarzs?
In which case...
Skarzs is somewhere out there hunting for the would-be-and-mistakenly-was assasin...
And since the coffin is troll-proof and NOT banana-duck-proof, Verd can come out to haunt us whenever he feels like it...


Then again I could be wrong, of course.

[Kade Rivok]

Sounds about right to me

[Flib Bigboat]

Since you seem to think this serious conversation is all some kind of a joke, I'm pretty sure you're the one who did it.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm not into suicide though....

[Flib Bigboat]

No, you're into cannibalism and murder.