The Death Of Skarzs Murder Mystery

[The Skarzs]

You guys suck at solving murders.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Zae, vho poizoned ye?

[Flib Bigboat]

You guys suck at solving murders.

Yeah, well you suck at telling the difference between a drink that's perfectly safe and a drink with deadly poison in it.

[The Skarzs]

It was October Ale, how was I supposed to say no? Also, keep up with the attitude and you'll have to figure it all out on your own, I'm not going to help.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Eazy, Flib. Ziz iz our bezt chaunce tae foind oot vho did it.

[Flib Bigboat]

It was October Ale, how was I supposed to say no? Also, keep up with the attitude and you'll have to figure it all out on your own, I'm not going to help.

Not that I'm blaming you, because you might not have seen whoever poisoned it, but you really haven't done much in the way of helping besides making it clear that you are definitely dead. You could have at least given us some suggestions, and goodness knows we need them.

[Kade Rivok]

You guys suck at solving murders.

You suck at being alive.

[Flib Bigboat]

That's what I said.

[Kade Rivok]

Mine was more concise and scathing though.

[The Skarzs]

You guys suck at solving murders.

You suck at being alive.

Perish with me.

[Flib Bigboat]

Eh, hard pass. I think I'd rather stay in the trying-and-failing-to-detect-the-murderer part, instead of skipping to the part where the murderer comes for me because I stupidly announce that I know who it is, and that I'll tell y'all later.

[The Skarzs]

I'd poison you too if I could.

[Kade Rivok]

Too?

[Flib Bigboat]

I'd poison you too if I could.

Well you can't, so there.

Too?

He was poisoned first.
Unless he poisoned himself to begin with.

[Kade Rivok]

To me, it sounds as if he's implying that he's poisoned somebody or something before.