The more random than that other thread thread

[shisteer of nothing much]

One of my shiny things is no longer shiny. I don't know where it went.

So it's lost or it's no longer shiny?

Both. *sobs*

That moment when autocorrect changes a word from what you wanted to say to a different word entirely, and then tells you that you're not using that word in the right context, and you should maybe try using the word you typed in the first place instead.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Zmazhez autocorrect intae a million piecez und zen meltz zaid piecez doon viz acid*

Problem zolved. *Hovlz*

[shisteer of nothing much]

Thank you.

[Luftwaffles]

Clinging to random people on the street AND checking them for lice, monkey style.

Now, that's the life.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Y'know... For a while I thought you'd never really succeed in disturbing me...

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ah loike Lice, zey're cute.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Lice are almost as bad as people who go about clinging to you on the street.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Lice are nae bad, zey're cute. Nae zure vot random clingy people are, zough...

[shisteer of nothing much]

Not cute.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Agreed.

[shisteer of nothing much]

What about the TREES?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Treez are beautiful.

[Luftwaffles]

Y'know... For a while I thought you'd never really succeed in disturbing me...

Yeah! WOOOOOO!

Mission accomplished

[shisteer of nothing much]

Hmmm... *rings the police*

[Luftwaffles]

Pretty sure they wouldn't take the case.