Corn's Mansion, run by me, her loyal Butler. (Previously Nerek's)

[Flib Bigboat]

Same with the books. Length wise, as well, there's a drastic increase between third and fourth. 

They're still good books, though, and the longer the better.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Of course you do:

Wait, I have a mansion? Oh this is coooooooool.

I love how confused and accepting I was then as well.

Just like Grandmother.

[Luftwaffles]

Can I break everything?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Only if you want me to break your shins.

[Luftwaffles]

Only if you want me to break your shins.

Headbutting me to that extreme? Deal.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Unfortunately, almost everything here is unbreakable.

[Luftwaffles]

Unfortunately, almost everything here is unbreakable.

Key word being "almost".

*Smashes the tea cups*.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the teacups bounce off the floor, unharmed* My dear fellow, I must ask you to desist. *reaches for a nearby baseball bat*

[Luftwaffles]

What a terrible host you are! Getting in the way of my fun.

[Verdauga]

[Func=totallyrealcode:setenvironmentvar "ObjectsBreakable"=0[/func]

[shisteer of nothing much]

What a terrible host you are! Getting in the way of my fun.

I am a butler, not a host. The host is @Cornflower MM and she can let you have fun, while it is my job to spoil fun in favour of a functional household.

[Luftwaffles]

What a terrible host you are! Getting in the way of my fun.

I am a butler, not a host. The host is @Cornflower MM and she can let you have fun, while it is my job to spoil fun in favour of a functional household.

*Breaks Corn's portrait*.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*Corn's portrait is also unbreakable* You trying to get me fired, punk?

[Verdauga]

What a terrible host you are! Getting in the way of my fun.

I am a butler, not a host. The host is @Cornflower MM and she can let you have fun, while it is my job to spoil fun in favour of a functional household.

You can't spell functional without F-U-N

[shisteer of nothing much]

That's true, but fun can be had without breaking things. Go play croquet in the gardens or something.