Corn's Mansion, run by me, her loyal Butler. (Previously Nerek's)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Not sure the rules of tennis ever banned playing with one's tail, but if you can drag up a quote, then I will apologize.

[Luftwaffles]

Shut up and play, leather purse :r

[shisteer of nothing much]

You haven't yet returned the ball.

[Luftwaffles]

*Hits ball really hard*.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Delayed, but a good effort, all the same. *angles ball to fall just over the net* Good luck.

[Luftwaffles]

*Starts targeting you instead*.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the ball bounces on the ground* And thus it ends. You are vanquished, fool. You dared challenge me.

[Verdauga]

*Walks in, slurping a juice box*

. . .
*Shales head and walks away.*

[Luftwaffles]

*the ball bounces on the ground* And thus it ends. You are vanquished, fool. You dared challenge me.

I see... Good game, good game.

*Shoves your head on the toilet*.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Accidentally zpillz 'iz Irn-Bru zat 'e vaz drinkin' on ze carpet vhoilzt vatchin' av o' ziz* Ach, zorry. Tiz avroight zough- Ah 'ave a licenze tae zpill. *Continuez drinkin' 'iz Irn-Bru*

[shisteer of nothing much]

No matter. *penguins quickly come and clean it up*

*the ball bounces on the ground* And thus it ends. You are vanquished, fool. You dared challenge me.

I see... Good game, good game.

*Shoves your head on the toilet*.

*is not shoved, and there's no toilet in the tennis court anyway*
I must ask you to desist. Do I need to remove you from the premises, or can you be trusted to behave yourself while I continue with my duties?

[Luftwaffles]

No matter. *penguins quickly come and clean it up*

*the ball bounces on the ground* And thus it ends. You are vanquished, fool. You dared challenge me.

I see... Good game, good game.

*Shoves your head on the toilet*.

*is not shoved, and there's no toilet in the tennis court anyway*
I must ask you to desist. Do I need to remove you from the premises, or can you be trusted to behave yourself while I continue with my duties?

Let's see... both are good options.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*adjusts bow tie while I wait* I don't have all day, sir. Duties to attend to, doncha know?

[Luftwaffles]

A maid with an attitude... what a world.

*Runs off in a random direction and breaks ornaments*.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*the ornaments are also unbreakable* Sir, if you must break something, there are eggs in the pantry that I can retrieve for you.