Corn's Mansion, run by me, her loyal Butler. (Previously Nerek's)

[Luftwaffles]

Yes. Kindly allow me to smack you.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sure. Do you want me to bend down so you can reach my face, or are you content to go for my toenail?

[Luftwaffles]

I... huh... What? XD

[shisteer of nothing much]

*is a taniwha, and therefore large*
I try to be accommodating.

[Luftwaffles]

Aren't you a sweetie?

May I have a chocolate bar?

[shisteer of nothing much]

Sure. There's a sideboard over there with plentiful snacks. Dinner will be served in an hour. (Forum time, not real time)

[Luftwaffles]

Thank you! I guess I'll behave to fill my belly.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Thank you. Will that be all, sir?

[Luftwaffles]

Yes, thanks... At least until I get to bully the lady of the house.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*narrows eyes, but decides to pretend not to have heard*
Right then, please excuse me. *leaves the room*

[Luftwaffles]

And the master of the house, too.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*calls back* At this stage, I don't believe there is one. You'll have to wait until the Lady gets married for that.

[Luftwaffles]

*calls back* At this stage, I don't believe there is one. You'll have to wait until the Lady gets married for that.

Interesting... very interesting.

So... You are just two defenseless women in here?

[shisteer of nothing much]

... No. Ladies, yes, but not defenseless by a long shot. I'm not even going to bother talking about myself, but have you not had the pleasure of meeting Corn's frying pan? You'll be charmed, I'm sure.

[Luftwaffles]

... No. Ladies, yes, but not defenseless by a long shot. I'm not even going to bother talking about myself, but have you not had the pleasure of meeting Corn's frying pan? You'll be charmed, I'm sure.

Oh, she still has that thing? I know it well.