Last Person to Post Wins III

[shisteer of nothing much]

So THAT'S what Timmy did with his career!

[Delthion]

*It was revealed in this last instant that all of the hitmen were named Timmy*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Irony ztroikez again...*

[Delthion]

*The world is forever changed by the small meteor named Irony striking again. The entire Antarctic continent is removed from the face of the earth.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ziz cauzed ze oceanz tae roize up in protezt, floodin' pretty much every populated area on the planet*

[Delthion]

*Thankfully, everyone had already left the populated areas of the planet and went to the unpopulated ones so everyone was pretty much fine.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*...Until, vone day, ze zombiez appeared. Und zey brought dizco muzic viz zem (alzae back from ze grave)*

[Delthion]

*The TBP and the BSP were shocked and horrified by these new developments and pledged to work together to destroy the threat posed by the Disco. And the zombies too.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze tvice-baked potato und baked zveet potato began vorkin' on a plan tae ztop ze zpread o' ze dizco muzic (und ze zombiez). Meanvhile, ze dizco muzic (viz ze 'elp o' ze zombiez) completely overwhelmed ze forcez o' Denmark und zet up a tyrannical regime requirin' everyvone tae lizten tae dizco muzic und dance tae it at leazt 18 'ourz every day. Ze entire vorld vaz aghazt at ziz atrocity*

[Delthion]

*Disco set up a puppet regime for itself in Denmark. There were four leaders so that no one leader could threaten the authority of Disco itself. The leaders names were Brad, Bennie, Gordon, and George, but they would known throughout time as "The Bee Gees"*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze tviced-baked potato und baked zveet potato vere juzt aboot tae be ready tae put zeir planz intae action vhen ze dizco muzic ztepped up itz invazion by preparin' tae launch zeveral mazzive var'eadz zat vid play dizco muzic fer ze entire vorld, eizer drivin' people intae zubzervience or intae inzanity*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*munches popcorn appreciatively* No! And then what happened?

[Delthion]

*Thankfully, the TBP and the BSP were able to prevent this from happening by sabotaging the warheads with Warheads the sour candies. The nation of Denmark fell to anarchy for a time as disco took its rage out on the Bee Gees.*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*But eventually ze dizco muzic vaz finally defeated, leavin' only ze zombiez tae contend viz. Ze zombiez made a noble attempt at gettin' vengeance fer ze faven dizco muzic, but ultimately failed. Ze lazt o' ze zombiez vere zhot intae zpace in a zpace zhuttle tovardz ze zun*

[Delthion]

*The creation of the space shuttle after the complete destruction of society at the hands of Disco is a story for another time. The Bee Gees turned from their dreams of puppet rulers and invented a bee and wasp killer named "Bees? Geez..."*