Corrupt-a-Wish

[WorshipTiria]

Granted! It comes with your very own basilisk!

I wish I was able to eat fresh fruit whenever I wanted

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted! It comes with your very own basilisk!

I wish I was able to eat fresh fruit whenever I wanted

Perfect!

Granted, but av ozer foodz turn rotten und mouldy ze moment ye get near them.

Ah vizh ze forum vid be more active again.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. There are a whole bunch of active bots.

I wish I had a lemon.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, but it gaez mauldy und rotten avmozt immediately.

Ah vizh tvaz eazier tae foind a job.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. It's really easy to find a job, but they're all volunteer based and finding a job you'll get paid for is harder than ever.

I wish my hair dried faster.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, yer 'air getz zae dry it turnz tae duzt und blovz ava in ze vind. ♪♫Juzt duzt in ze viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind...♫♪

Ah vizh Yetube vaz better viz email notificationz.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. It does really great email notifications, but it does approximately sixteen of them every day, and they're all the annoying ones that you actually have to open before you can delete them.

I wish I had a blanket right about now.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, ye are na' covered by a vazt blanket o' mould.

Ah vizh people vidnae alvayz zpeed vhen droivin'.