...but I Escaped Because.......

[WorshipTiria]

But I escaped because Axtel was nearby.

The next poster is a rat with Axtel nearby

[Ally046]

No Escape.

Death Imminent.

Thread dead.

[Kade Rivok]

But I escaped because skillz.

The next poster is trying to save an elderly kitten from being hit by a dump truck.

[Ally046]

*Contemplates "Elderly Kitten"*

"How can a kitten be elderly?"

"Are we supposed to be the kitten?"

[Ally046]

But I escaped because there was nothing keeping prisoner...

TPBM is up a tree, surrounded by giant, angry, muscular, Dobermans.

[WorshipTiria]

But I escaped because they are good boyos
TPBM is in a high security dungeon and doesn't realize the door isn't locked.

[Ally046]

But I escaped because... I know I am allowed to leave, I am a prison guard.

TPBM is a German Shepard with a cone of shame on.

[WorshipTiria]

It gets taken off because I am a god boy.

TPBM is playing hide and seek but they get stuck and nobeast can hear them (this has happened to me).

[One-Eye the wildcat]

But I escaped because somebody saw me.

TPBM is floating in dead space

[WorshipTiria]

But I escaped because I can teleport.

You are  surrounded by a cult doing the Macarena.

[shisteer of nothing much]

But I escaped because I've been practicing my epic ballet dancer leap across the stage and just jumped over them.

TPBM has a tummy ache because they ate slightly undercooked chicken.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze eatin' a mango made it av better!

Ze next pozter iz trapped on a field viz land mimez everyvhere.

[Ally046]

But I escaped because I can fly.

TPBM is trapped in a bubble under the ocean, surrounded by dangerous creatures.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze ze 'dangerouz creaturez' vere av cloze friendz, und 'elped me tae zafety.

Ze next pozter iz trapped in an unendin' zoap opera.

[shisteer of nothing much]

But I escaped, because I had an empty soap bottle in my bag and a regular opera always ends.

TPBM is stuck at the top of a Christmas tree.