The more random than that other thread thread

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Did it include Ze Redwall Cookbook? If it did, ye could try makin' zome o' ze recipez in it viz zaid cookin' toolz.

[Delthion]

Now that would have been a good idea. But unfortunately, I didn't think of it.

[The Skarzs]

Indeed. Though I did give her a set of pots and pans, a rolling pin and silverware so I don't think I am in her debt too badly.

I see. So, while you're misogynistic, you're clearly not a miser.

[shisteer of nothing much]

A nice silverware set is a decidedly underrated gift, and not really misogynistic. It implies class and good breeding. Rolling pins and pots and pans are potentially more offensive to feminists, but still very useful.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Indeed, zey can be great toolz fer bazhin' mizogyniztz' 'eadz in, or makin' zem intae piez und zervin' zem tae ozer mizogyniztz...

[Delthion]

A nice silverware set is a decidedly underrated gift, and not really misogynistic. It implies class and good breeding. Rolling pins and pots and pans are potentially more offensive to feminists, but still very useful.

Oh I'm definitely misogynistic. But in this case she asked for those gifts. (Just joking if you couldn't tell.)

[The Skarzs]

Indeed, zey can be great toolz fer bazhin' mizogyniztz' 'eadz in, or makin' zem intae piez und zervin' zem tae ozer mizogyniztz...

Ooh, nice

[Delthion]

Would the spork be the ideal misogynistic killing silverware?

[The Skarzs]

That's a good question. Would the best one be a spork because it's not a utensil commonly found as silverware and thus goes against the norm, or would it be a 3-in-1 barbecue spatula/tongs/brush because that's about as stereotypically man-coded as can be?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

42.

[The Skarzs]

O:

[Delthion]

Hmm, so either a spork or a 3-in-1 thingy. What about misandrists I wonder?

[The Skarzs]

I don't miss anything, never mind an drist

[shisteer of nothing much]

Mm.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Teleportz bread, zen hovlz*