I'm the only member on!!

[Delthion]

Not again!

[The Skarzs]

You know if you shoot someone, chop off their head, roll them up in a carpet, set them on fire and throw them off a ten story building you better make sure they're dead.

See, if you wrapped him in curtains instead of carpets this all would have been avoided

[Delthion]

Frick. I'll have to remember that.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I think I'd prefer carpet to curtains if I was going to be set on fire and then thrown off a building. Make the carpet the good woolen stuff that doesn't burn, ideally.

[The Skarzs]

I think I'd prefer carpet to curtains if I was going to be set on fire and then thrown off a building. Make the carpet the good woolen stuff that doesn't burn, ideally.

Fair, but we're discussing the assurity of a death-defying uncle (no relation to beavers... I hope) not returning to haunt us

[shisteer of nothing much]

Oh. Either way, carpet could potentially make him less angry, which would be a win, right?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, ah zink 'e'd be quite angry regardlezz. *Zetz a vooden plate on fire*

[Delthion]

You know, I don't think I ever asked you HIAG. How much longer does it take you to type in your dialect vs. normally?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

You know, I don't think I ever asked you HIAG. How much longer does it take you to type in your dialect vs. normally?

Zince Ah've been daein' it zae lang- even in me vritten notez vhen Ah vaz at community college und univerzity- it tendz tae be eazier zan typin' in non-Hiag. Und vhen typin' regularly, Ah'll zometoimez catch mezelf vroitin' in Hiag. Ach...

[Delthion]

Hah! Very funny.

[The Skarzs]

You know, I don't think I ever asked you HIAG. How much longer does it take you to type in your dialect vs. normally?

Zince Ah've been daein' it zae lang- even in me vritten notez vhen Ah vaz at community college und univerzity- it tendz tae be eazier zan typin' in non-Hiag. Und vhen typin' regularly, Ah'll zometoimez catch mezelf vroitin' in Hiag. Ach...

It's physiological now. Part of your DNA

[Delthion]

We must examine this as a potential cure for tinnitus.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

It's physiological now. Part of your DNA

Aye. Anybeazt tryin' tae clone me vid get quoite ze zurprize...

[The Skarzs]

We must examine this as a potential cure for tinnitus.

I don't know how this will be an appropriate avenue of research but it just might work

[Delthion]

Preliminary testing indicates that if one screams loudly enough at their aunt who died last September at precisely 9:31 A.M. with a waxing gibbous moon in HiAG dialect tinnitus will be decreased by 41%.