...but I Escaped Because.......

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze zomevone zent a banana cream pie after me, vho 'elped me doon.

Ze next pozter iz aboot tae be eaten by ze Ravenouz Bugblatter Beazt O' Traal.

[Delthion]

But I escaped because I wasn't on Traal, I was on Trall.

TPBM is falling into a particularly angry black hole.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But I ezcaped becauze Ah gaet zaid black 'ole a good zerapizt.

Ze nezt pozter iz ztuck in an apartment viz zree off-duty mimez vho vill nae ztop talkin'.

[Delthion]

But I escaped cause that sounds like a very pleasant time and I had fun so I stayed.

The person below me is about to be locked in a room of complete darkness and silence.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze Ah 'ad a key tae ze room'z door, vhich Ah uzed tae zilently exit zaid room after Ah vaz locked in zere.

Ze next pozter iz tied tae a bunch o' balloonz und zent flyin' up intae ze air.

[shisteer of nothing much]

But I escaped because somebody's drone got caught in the wind and popped just enough balloons that I floated safely down onto the neighbor's roof.

TOBM is stuck in a rose bush.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze Ah 'ad recently buried ze jerk vho 'ad trimmed ze buzh (aloive, o' courze) und ze buzh let me gae in gratitude.

Ze next pozter iz turned intae a Fly und trapped in a glazz jar.

[shisteer of nothing much]

But I escaped because the jar didn't have a lid, and I could fly.

TPBM pretended to be a barber and turned a bunch of pirates' hair green, and now is stuck in a barrel hiding from them.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze zey 'ad 'eard o' Zoro from Vone Piece, und zuddenly decoided zey loiked 'avin' green 'air.

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Ze next pozter iz lozt in a void galaxy.

[shisteer of nothing much]

But I escaped, because the real void is the one inside me.

TPBM is surrounded by murderous daisies.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze zeveral Goatz appeared und ate ze daiziez.

Ze next pozer iz trapped in a triangle viz zree roight anglez.

[shisteer of nothing much]

But I escaped because of an inflatable square.

TPBM is being eaten by a small cow.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze ze inzoide o' ze zmav Cov contained a TARDIS, vhich Ah uzed tae travel tae zafety.

Ze next pozter iz trapped in zeir zpam folder.

[shisteer of nothing much]

But I escaped, because I pushed the empty button and got moved to the trash folder, which doesn't have a lid, so I climbed out.

The person below me is getting kidnapped by the cookie monster.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze Ian McKellen 'ad taught 'im tae rezizt, zae 'e rezizted ze urge tae kidnap me, vhich alloved me tae ezcape.

Ze next pozter vaz turned tae ztone, und na' 'az multiple Pigeonz perched on zem.