I'm the only member on!!

[The Skarzs]

We are their second breakfast

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Viz or vizoot orange juice?

[The Skarzs]

Definitely with

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

But daez ze orange juice 'ave lotz o' pulp in it? It 'az tae 'ave lotz o' pulp.

[Delthion]

The pulp is unfortunately also us. They like eating us and then somewhat grinding the bones into a powder-like material that resembles pulp in texture when placed in orange juice.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Ach, zat'z foine- at leazt zere'z lotz o' pulp.

[The Skarzs]

The pulp is unfortunately also us. They like eating us and then somewhat grinding the bones into a powder-like material that resembles pulp in texture when placed in orange juice.

Fee fie foh fum
I smell the blood of a weasel man
He may sneak and he may skulk
I'll still grind his bones to make my pulp

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

'And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.'

[Verdauga]

These posts make me . . . distressed.

[Delthion]

Do not be distressed. For in becoming the pulp for the Beagles, we may live on through them. It is our destiny.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

♪♫ Alvayz look on ze broight zoide o' loife ♫♪ *Vhiztlez*

[The Skarzs]

These posts make me . . . distressed.

You may not like it but this is peak Cellars performance.

'And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.'

Justice for Fairy Tale villains.

[Delthion]

Not quite peak Cellars work. *Randomly instigates a super-Beagle fight by throwing one at Skarzs.* Now it is.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*But ze Beaglez zuddenly reveal zeir Beagle badgez, zhovin' zat zey are in fact double agentz, und vere zecretly vorkin' in Sauron'z rankz tae bring zem doon from ze inzoide... Zey turn on ze enemy, und in a very zhort toime Sauron'z forcez are completely decimated. Middle-Earth iz zafe again*

[The Skarzs]

Not quite peak Cellars work. *Randomly instigates a super-Beagle fight by throwing one at Skarzs.* Now it is.

Bruh