...but I Escaped Because.......

[Ally046]

But I escaped because I'm so hot that the stone melted (no pigeons were harmed), and I reformed out of the molten mess.

TPBM is trapped in a locked room filled with sugar-high toddlers singing wheels on the bus

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze ze locker room vaz on ze buz, und eventually dropped each o' zem off back 'ome until Ah vaz zafely free o' zem.

...Ze locker room/buz fell apart a zhort vhoile later, but fer ze moment Ah'm zafe.

Ze next pozter iz aboot tae be eaten a rabid gingerbread man.

[shisteer of nothing much]

But I escaped, because the sugar high toddlers wanted more sugar.

TOBM is stuck in a laundry basket hiding from his Great Uncle Malone.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

...But Ah ezcaped becauze 'e gaet diztracted by a Pig zat flev by, und Ah vaz able tae zlip ava.

Ze next pozter iz buried under 400 billion jelly beanz.