1,000 ways to annoy people: jokers, prankers and antagonizers welcome!;)

[Redwallfan7]

24. Hand them a rock covered in whipped cream, and say it's a new cookie that you made. Watch them get a big "surprise" as they bite into it

[KitrallStreamrippler]

23. Set their alarm clock to one in the morning.

If this happened to me, somebody would get it. I already have to get up at 5 every morning.

25) Stick their hand in warm water while they're asleep.

26) Put whipped cream in their hands then tickle their face while they're asleep.

27) They're asleep? Sharpie time! (or washable markers, if you want to get in less trouble)

28) At a wedding, when the priest says "Speak now or forever hold your peace", stand up and shout, "Objection! It was the butler, Your Honor!"

[Maudie]

29) When someone is trying to have a conversation with you reply to everything they say with either "I don't know" or "Oh, what did you say? I wasn't listening at all!" 

[Dag Downyfur]

Do a Gollum impression from Lord if the Rings!!

[Buzz_Bumble]

31.  When you meet someone on the street going the other direction, stand in fron of them and shout "Thou shall not pass!".   

32.  When the shopkeeper says your purchases will cost $X, wave you hand in front of you and say "These purchases are free". When he says they're not, wave you hand and say it again.

[Dag Downyfur]

Insist to everyone that you are The Esteemed Sir Waffles the Third and they must refer to you as such.

[Ashleg]

34. Revive old threads

[Tungro]

35. Pay your fines with poker chips

[Corporal Rubbadub]

36. right when someone starts talking, talk as fast as you can randomly, non-stop
37. put wet grass on someones bed
38. watch a movie, pretend to get all scared, and set tons of booby traps to your room, act jittery.
39. put a recording of you saying "help i'm locked in" in a closet when someone goes in lock them in.
40. if you get locked in your room, or want to sneack out of the house, and your on a second floor, tie bedsheets together, and climb down.
There are these comic books, Calvin and Hobbes, great humor, shows a lot of pranks you can do

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

This is amusing.
41. Say "YOUR FACE!"  whenever anyone else tries to say anything.

[Booklover]

42. Make a few hundred Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy references that no one else understands (I'd make a specific one, but I can't think of any right now).

[Ripred the Gnawer]

43.) Stick dirty fingers in the Thanksgiving pie and ruin it.