1,000 ways to annoy people: jokers, prankers and antagonizers welcome!;)

[winifred]

I think we all know how this works!
you can play them on anyone, relative, teacher, friend, random passers-by.

1. Classic: Switch the salt and sugar
2. Do the question act to a reletive. Why does this work? how? Why? but why? why? why?
3. Tell this to your teacher!!!!

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?

STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour aday speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday. That's why I did not study.

Teacher: Class dismissed.

[KitrallStreamrippler]

4) I've always wanted to do this: While someone's asleep, duct-tape their sleeping bag (with them inside) to the floor of the tent. Then, get two big flashlights and yell "Truck!"

5) Mess up the last picture on someone's disposable camera/Keep messing up the serious group photo.

[Kitsune]

Great idea!
6) when someone is trying to sleep, follow them around with your tuba!

[KitrallStreamrippler]

7) Completely ignore someone. (Caution: this may get you shouted at and/or punched if you take it too far or do it to the wrong person)

Short-sheet someone's bed (It has to be done on a bed that's actually made though, with two sheets and everything.)

[winifred]

Short-sheet someone's bed (It has to be done on a bed that's actually made though, with two sheets and everything.)

I've done this!!!!

9)Mess up your brother's lego creations
10) Duck tape the opening of someones sleeping bag so they can't get out.
11)If you have a mask, put it on and hide behind a corner and pop out and scare someone! or just scare them without the mask.

[Tam and Martin]

12. Pretend to be a evil person out for Revenge

[Mad Maudie]

13: you know how sometimes semi's will have other semi's backwards while they are carrying the other? Well when someone in the passenger seat is sleeping drive right up next to the truck and wake thee person up. Yeah that was a long explanation. (Warning, do not do this to old people,  I have tried it and I didn't get birthday money for two years. But it was hilarious, I can't drive but j had my brother do it.) Still ferry long if got through all that good job!

[Kitsune]

14. Say quack to someone constantly until they yell SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

15. Call up an Antiquez zhop an' azk, "Wot'z new?"

[Redwallfan7]

16. Get up close in their face and cross your eyes
17. Take a long sip of whatever they're drinking when they're not looking.

[Tiria Wildlough]

18. Make fart noises when people are trying to sleep.
19. Make funny faces at people when they're not supposed to laugh.

[Kitsune]

20. Make termite noises in their ears. (Someone I know does that)

[cregga rose eyes]

20. Make termite noises in their ears. (Someone I know does that)

((Termites make noises?))

21. Poke someone over and over again until they yell at you to stop or pokes you back.

[Redwallfan7]

22. Keep talking about one of your favorite subjects on and on, without shutting up

[Kitsune]

((Termites make noises?))

Well, the noise of termites chewing through the wood.

23. Set their alarm clock to one in the morning.