What do you think happened when you joined this forum?

[Cornflower MM]

  When I joined, all of the members groaned simultaneously.  A new insane member had come; one who would torment the members for as long as she lived.

You stole my line! Fine, I'll think up a new one.. . .
When I hit the 'Register' button, some people screamed in happiness, and some cried. Some screamed in happiness because they could now have a full Inbox every time they turned around, and some cried because they knew of my temper.

Eh, I dunno.

[Jetthebinturong]

You people's attempts at humour have been woeful since my masterpiece and I stole that from somewhere else, what gives?

[Søren]

The world changed, in ways uncomprehendable.

[Skyblade]

A giant sword fell from the sky and landed in the forum.

[Maudie]

I see what you did there.

[Skyblade]

I see what you did there.

x)

When you joined the forum, Mask, nobody knew who you were.

[Dannflor]

Lights flared and the Darth Vader theme turned on blasting loud! All the Redwallers were scared half out of their wits!