99 bottles of beer in the wall

[Redwallfan7]

161 bottles of grape juice on the wall, 161 bottles of grape juice! Take one down, pass it around, 160 bottles of grape juice on the wall.

[Rainshadow]

  160 bottles of oil on the wall!  160 bottles of oil!  Take one down, pass it around.  159 bottles of oil on the wall!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

158 bottles of acid on the wall, 158 bottles of acid, take one down, pass it around, 157 bottles of acid!

[UNKN0WN]

157 bottles of beer in the wall 157 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 156 bottles of beer in the wall...

[Redwallfan7]

156 bottles of 7-up on the wall, 156 bottles of 7-up! Take one down, pass it around, 155 bottles of 7-up on the wall

[redwallgurl]

wait a second how'd we start going up?

[UNKN0WN]

155 bottles of beer in the wall 155 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 154 bottles of beer in the wall...

[WarriorOfMossflower]

154 bottles of ice on the wall, 154 bottles of ice, take one down, pass it around, 153 bottles of ice.

[Redwallfan7]

153 bottles of milk on the wall, 153 bottles of milk! Take one down, pass it around, 152 bottles of milk on the wall.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

152 bottles of Sprite on the wall, 152 bottles of Sprite! Take one down, pass it around, 151 bottles of Sprite on the wall.

[Redwallfan7]

151 bottles of orange juice on the wall, 151 bottles of orange juice! Take one down, pass it around, 150 bottles of orange juice on the wall

[Ungatt Trunn]

150 bottles of Grape Juice on the wall, 150 bottles of Grape Juice! Take on down and pass it around, 149 bottles of Grape Juice on the wall!

[Buzz_Bumble]

The short version:
99 bottles of lemonade on the wall 99 bottles of lemonade! Take one down pass it around ... and they all fall over because some fool took it from the bottom of the stack. 

[Rusvul]

149 bottles of Virgil's Rootbeer on the wall!

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

149 bottlez o'- *crazh*