Death Defying Beaverz, Chocolate Muffinz o' death, and Weazelz (Cellar RP)

[winifred]

Three zteadfazt thingz ztand out tae me (bezidez Redwall itzelf) when I thinkz of ze Redwall Forum.
1. Death Defying Beaverz, 2. Chocolate Muffinz o' Death, & 3. Weaselz

Zo, without further adae:
A Roleplay about zuch thingz.

Rulez:
1. You muzt zpeak like HiaG
2. Thiz will 'ave ae plot tae it
3. No need to zighn up, juzt jump in, but don't go crazy.

Ze zcene o' ze crime:
Ze Weaselz are quite large and are archenemies o' ze DDBz.
Ze Chocolate Muffinz o' Death are their own army, merzenaries really.

Beaverz travel in zpaze by meanz o' Flying Bulldozerz. Zey attack withz toazterz and variouz ozther electronic thingz. Zey alzo zpeak like ziz: askzkdlfjhdgsgahsggshhh
Weazelz are secretive and 'ave many meanz of attack. Not much can kill a weazel.
Chocolate Muffinz o' death are alwayz baked in ztraight military rankz and live in tinfoil zpacesuits. Zey are deadly.

***

Ze Weazel Commander gazed out intae zpaze. Hiz troopz ztationed behind him. He waz ready for the oncoming ztorm. Ze Death Defying Beaverz' Flying Bulldozerz were layed in vazt array before 'im. Zpreading far and wide intae ze galaxy.
"All Weazelz, ready... CHARRRRRRRRRGGGGGE!"

[Vilu Daskar]

OOC: Must you bring back the Chocolate Muffins of Death and the DDBs?

[winifred]

O' courze! 

Ze chocolate muffinz o' death we're floating about in spaze, 'alf awaiting orderz from ze Death Defying Beaverz and ze other 'alf awaiting orderz from ze Weazelz.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Lord Azhenwyte looked at hiz mazzive DDB hordez, and gave the order for the bulldozerz to charge. He zent orderz to the Chocolate Muffinz of Death to attack the Weazelz.

[Blaggut]

OOC: mind if I bring in the Purple Corrupted Doom Bunnies? Haven't done a good raid with them in, wot, 2 or 4 yearz?

[winifred]

O' courze!

It waz ze battle o' ze two armiez. Ze Weazelz were zhooting their chocolate muffinz deathz in rapid fire at ze Death Defying Beaverz. Ze Weazelz had already puzhed zem back tae ze 1,539th Galaxy, when zuddenly ze Purple Corrupted Doom Bunniez came leaping from meteorite tae meteorite. Zurprizing ze Weazelz from baehind.

[Blaggut]

At the back was Napoleon Bunnyparte, speaking in Bunnynese, a strange mix of Japenese. French, English, Fangirlian, German, and African Tribal. His words bolstered his men on, and he only stopped to command a fear-inspiring regiment of Lancers to attack his enemies right flank. Some infantry organized themselves into a sqaure formation, sending a rolling and constant fire at the weasels. A battery of artillery hailed bomb-jacket-armed bunnies into the fray of the DDB from an archipelago of well sized asteroids.

[Vilu Daskar]

Von veazle managez to zneak intae za Vrench rankz and give Chocolate Muffinz o' Death to za Vrech.

[Blaggut]

((PGGGGG


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[Vilu Daskar]

((PGGGGG


PG.           PG.                   PG.                      PG.                            PG.                        PG

[winifred]

Erm...

WEAZELZ! WE HAZ AN BEAVER IN OUR RANKZ! KILL HIM.

[Vilu Daskar]

Za Beaver zuddenly firez up hiz toazter and zhootz toazt at veazlez.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Azhenwyte  chargez with hiz forcez and killz a few Weazelz. Zome bulldozerz charge into the Weazel flank and cauze mayhem.

[Blaggut]

((PGGGGG


PG.           PG.                   PG.                      PG.                            PG.                        PG

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