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The Calzone of Your Doom!

Started by Søren, October 09, 2015, 03:17:51 PM

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Wylder Treejumper

#45
October 13, 2015, 11:21:36 PM
You forgot fried cheesecake...
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

The Skarzs

#46
October 14, 2015, 04:54:56 AM
*Shudders.*
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Søren

#47
October 14, 2015, 05:07:06 AM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 13, 2015, 11:21:36 PM
You forgot fried cheesecake...
I've never heard of that, now I want some...


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Lady Ashenwyte

#48
October 14, 2015, 05:36:54 AM
Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on October 13, 2015, 11:21:36 PM
You forgot fried cheesecake...

*Heart commits seppuku*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

#49
October 14, 2015, 04:06:00 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 13, 2015, 04:48:17 AM
Wow. Didn't know it was possible to get a heart attack by reading about fattening foods. :P ;D ;D
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Hickory

#50
October 14, 2015, 04:35:18 PM
Technically he gashed open his chest and cut his heart out. It wasn't a heart attack now, was it?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

#51
October 14, 2015, 04:42:59 PM
No, his heart killed itself; he didn't kill his heart.
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Hickory

#52
October 14, 2015, 06:03:36 PM
Oh. I see. But it's still not a heart attack.
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I am the captain of my soul.

The Skarzs

#53
October 14, 2015, 06:30:49 PM
Details, details.
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LT Sandpaw

#54
October 14, 2015, 06:38:43 PM

Technically defined it would be "Heart Suicide."


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro
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