Chickens are better than ducks

[Kreg]

they are cute. 

[The Shadow of Korriban]

But ducks have cute feet.

[Kreg]

So do chickens

[The Witessss]

chickens can peck you, ducks can't.

[Dannflower Reguba]

@Cornflower MM *Runs away innocently*

[Cornflower MM]

D:

WHY YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE! THEY'RE BOTH LOVELY BIRBS!

[The Witessss]

Amazon Yellow necks are very moody. Some only like Doritos and cooked eggs in life and nothing else.

[The Skarzs]

. . . Speaking from experience?

[The Witessss]

My favorite cousin's family inherited from someone. She is almost 45, I think. she only likes Doritos, fried eggs and ripping up shirts. she is so fat she can't even fly. no one really likes her except my uncle, 'cause he got Swanson (or 'the bird' as she is often referred to) from is parents who have since gone. she is a grumpy old terd who sits in a cage by a heater because she is to lazy to walk out of the cage door. She likes to call us names and her catch-phrase she says is "I like it bad". Kind of pretty, though.