The Wedding of Ghost KarKeys

[lass of something much]

I guess Lass and I are bridesmaids?

I de flowy gew!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Passes Kass the painted skull* I was a little slow with that, wasn't I? Apologies.
*Clears throat* To all you cyborgs out there: I've signed us all up to help with the wedding. Keep the order, you know. Oh, and @Seborg was supposed to be the ringbearer, @Scorg's best man (along with @Kade, buuuuut) and @Teerborg  and any other cyborgs are the flowergirls.
*Begins to set up chairs*
*They all look like this*

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(Huh. I didn't get the @...)

*Cuthbert slowly finds himself a perch on the pulpit of bones, casting the cyborgs a wary glance*

*Seborg arrives, his voice raspy as he slides up* You... you wish me to participate... in a wedding? 

Where do sign up? Someone has to keep this from getting chaotic.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Yes, yes, that was the idea father.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Alright, everyone! Let's do a quick practice run before we start the official ceremony! Places! Chop, chop!

[Booklover]

Excuse me! You shouldn't run while carrying a knife!

[Sebias of Redwall]

I beg your pardon, madam? I'm carrying no knife.

[Booklover]

Then what were you chopping with?

[Kade Rivok]

The martial form of Karate.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Uh. That gentleman's guess could be accurate, yes.

But anywho. *Clears throat* Let us begin the practice.

Cue the music.

[Kade Rivok]

[lass of something much]

You amuse me, floofball.

[Kade Rivok]

Thanks, I amuse me too 

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

Maybe I should take your humility on my new year's roadtrip rather than Sebs's. Who knows, it might be lighter...

[Kade Rivok]

Is it being lighter a good thing, or a bad thing?

[lass of something much]

Good in this case.