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Flib Bigboat

#1305
January 26, 2022, 08:49:04 PM
*snickers*
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#1306
January 28, 2022, 11:39:46 AM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on January 26, 2022, 05:21:32 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 24, 2022, 05:28:41 PM
Scott doesn't seem very sad about it.
Perhaps he had something to do with the Emperor's disappearance...
You dare? I will personally execute you for such insolence
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on January 26, 2022, 08:17:07 PM
Personal execution is just murder, Scottie.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Flib Bigboat

#1307
February 14, 2022, 07:47:03 PM
Maybe Scott "personally murdered" Seb, and that's why he hasn't been active lately.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#1308
February 14, 2022, 11:37:34 PM
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"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Flib Bigboat

#1309
February 17, 2022, 03:06:34 PM Last Edit: February 17, 2022, 11:59:51 PM by Flib Bigboat
 ;D *continues accusing Scott*

Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 07, 2022, 04:38:28 PM*after some digging, pulls a pipe organ from the VoC and begins playing the Phantom of the Opera Overture*

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Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on February 07, 2022, 06:23:09 PMZere vaz a ztory aboot a myzteriouz mazked man 'auntin' a talk zhov- tvaz called 'Ze Phantom O' Ze Oprah'.
Quote from: Ripred the Gnawer on February 07, 2022, 07:57:07 PMI think I've read that... it sounds familiar.
Quote from: Booklover on February 07, 2022, 08:20:29 PMThe phantom of the opera is here... inside my mind...

(It's a musical.)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2022, 08:21:53 PM*Drops a chandelier on BL*
Quote from: Booklover on February 07, 2022, 08:48:29 PM...is that a reference to Phantom of the Opera? I know almost nothing about it.

*dodges, then wonders about how often chandeliers fall (they wouldn't be used or made so fancily if they were likely to fall)*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on February 07, 2022, 08:50:27 PMIt was a reference :giggle:
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 07, 2022, 08:51:44 PMBesides falling chandeliers are fantastic booby traps.

Cleanup afterwards can be a hassle though...
Quote from: Booklover on February 07, 2022, 08:52:02 PMI can't think of any references about references, but thinking is always a dangerous pastime.
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 07, 2022, 08:55:35 PMUneasy is the head that wears the crown
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 07, 2022, 09:03:34 PMI'm occasionally uneasy while not wearing a crown.
Quote from: Booklover on February 07, 2022, 09:04:39 PMBut are you always uneasy when wearing a crown?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 07, 2022, 09:06:46 PMThe last crown I wore was a Burger King crown, so yes.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!
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