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[Flib Bigboat]

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There's nothing revealed from the votes so far. Chicken, other (that we don't know, could be a joke, could be serious) and me not taking it seriously.

'Other' was Flib's vote.
...Should I vote, who should I vote for, hmm...

Vote for Other. He's cool.

@Other

Who voted first?

I did. Here, look:

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These results are rather boring so far

How dare you suggest that Other is boring?

Other is very boring when we don't know what is being typed in

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Aaaaaand I dug this up from an old but hilarious topic titled Ashie Legwater:

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WOULD YOU LIKE A BOTTLE OF LEGWATER, SKARZS?

No. I have Guinness. -^-

HAVE SOME CLASS MISTER!

He can't have what he has no access to.

And you can't give what you don't have.

It's sad that you need classier gentlemen to give it to you.

Yes. I'll need to go find them somewhere else.

Yes you will.
For I am not a man, I am a boy.

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[Booklover]

Booklover's rubbin' off of me XD

Good to know my evil plan to slowly turn you all into my minions is beginning to succeed.

*is pleased Booklover thinks I'm clever enough to help her succeed*

Not because of my post, but the response to it.

[Flib Bigboat]

 

This doesn't exactly count as a post, it's a pm I sent Hazel, because she thought Kade and Skarzs were *really* the same person, but this Skade thread is hilarious:

This is the thread where Kade and Skarz are the same person: https://redwallabbey.com/forum/index.php?topic=11711.0

[The Skarzs]

Heh. But we are the same person.

[Kade Rivok]

Mm.

[The Skarzs]

Mm.

[lass of something much]

*Confused screaming*

[Flib Bigboat]

Why? Didn't you like my beautiful additions to the Funny posts collection?

Edit:

Christmas music is awesome. I will stab you with a candy cane.

I will mutilate you with Christmas cheer.

I will choke you with garland, Del.

I will beat you with a holly bush.

I will stone you with ornaments.

[Russa Nodrey]

Heh!

Jelly Babiez.

*Is hugging a jelly baby who is swaddled in a blanket*....


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What about them?.....

[Booklover]

Sanity is just an illusion created by insanity.

It's also created when somebody enters a topic and forgets to throw the logic out the window.

[Scott McLamok]

Spoiler

There's nothing revealed from the votes so far. Chicken, other (that we don't know, could be a joke, could be serious) and me not taking it seriously.

'Other' was Flib's vote.
...Should I vote, who should I vote for, hmm...

Vote for Other. He's cool.

@Other

Who voted first?

I did. Here, look:

Spoiler

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These results are rather boring so far

How dare you suggest that Other is boring?

Other is very boring when we don't know what is being typed in

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Aaaaaand I dug this up from an old but hilarious topic titled Ashie Legwater:

Spoiler

WOULD YOU LIKE A BOTTLE OF LEGWATER, SKARZS?

No. I have Guinness. -^-

HAVE SOME CLASS MISTER!

He can't have what he has no access to.

And you can't give what you don't have.

It's sad that you need classier gentlemen to give it to you.

Yes. I'll need to go find them somewhere else.

Yes you will.
For I am not a man, I am a boy.

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*salutes* @Ashleg   You will be missed brother, semper fi!

[lass of something much]

Heh!

Jelly Babiez.

*Is hugging a jelly baby who is swaddled in a blanket*....


.....


What about them?.....

O.O

I'm funny?

[Russa Nodrey]

Yup.

[Scott McLamok]

Uh duuh

[Flib Bigboat]

Kinda long

You mean Kade is the dentist? I thought he was a blacksmith!

I am?

Yes, he is both!

Skarzs is a blacksmith, silly chook.

Not since... the incident.

What incident?

The incident.

@The Skarzs, WHAT INCIDENT?

The dental key incident.

Do tell, sir.

Did you click on the link?

Ya.

So Skarzs invented the dental key...?

Zae 'e'z actually a dentizt, zen, und kidnapped One-Eye?

@One-Eye was not One-Eye when we met, he was in serious need of glasses, thought he read "Optometrist" but it was "Nota Denist". Tried to help anyway with the tools at my disposal, and now the dude has an epic name.

Wow. I admire your helpful disposition.

Thank you.

He also gets to be classy as heck with a monocle now.

What was he called before he lost his eye?

Two-Eye.

Two-Eye? Sounds like he was supposed to have three eyes.

@One-Eye was not One-Eye when we met, he was in serious need of glasses, thought he read "Optometrist" but it was "Nota Denist". Tried to help anyway with the tools at my disposal, and now the dude has an epic name.

He certainly needed glasses if his eyesight was that bad.

But why would dental keys improve eyesight?

@One-Eye was not One-Eye when we met, he was in serious need of glasses, thought he read "Optometrist" but it was "Nota Dentist". Tried to help anyway with the tools at my disposal, and now the dude has an epic name.

This made me laugh out loud in the middle of my algebra class. What was he called before he lost his eye?

Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III.

Verbatim. This is now canon.

@Percival Leroy Elton Jonas Wensley Jacob Authurious Igo Walla Walla Edmund Smithson Jones III, why didn't you tell us your true name?

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