Funny posts collection

[Russa Nodrey]

*Ze meatloaf grovz vingz*

AH! WAIT! You mean, *Ze meatloaf triez tae grov vingz, but bein' a meatloaf, it stayz a meatloaf*

Nyet, ze meatloaf did grov vingz. *Ze meatloaf triez tae fly viz it'z nev vingz, but due tae it bein' a meatloaf, it'z entire body ztructure iz nae at av adapted fer zuccezzful aviation, und zae it juzt flutterz ze vingz und flopz a fev inchez*

Tiz obviouz zat ze meatloaf cannae fly, even vhen it 'az vingz- ozervize ve vid zee more flyin' Buffalo...

Well, it can go to the Levitating School, where Russa learned how to fly.

Can they fall but miss, though?

Well, if they could teach Russa, they can surely teach a meatball.

[Flib Bigboat]

Spoiler

That will take a long time. D:

Well, obviously now that you're at an even 1,000, it would be pure heresy to change it.  Like pumping gas and trying to land on an even dollar or gallon.

True, but I usually prepay.

Gah, you already messed it up!

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[lass of something much]

This has come to show me how little I've been on here, as I don't recognize anything...I might mark my five pages of unread topics as read and start over

[Flib Bigboat]

*angry Flib noises*

[lass of something much]

It's the only way if you want me active again

[Flib Bigboat]

Spoiler

Flib, for some reason.

So my favorite sister reminds you of a soft-shelled turtle? How dare you!

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And this:

Spoiler

THIS TOPIC IS NOW UNDER ATTACK FROM MAGATZU, DO NOT RESIST, LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME ALL...

*Throws a cup at Magatzu* PEOPLE ARE TRYNA DRINK HERE!

*Throws my chocolate milk at Magatzu*

THIS TOPIC IS NOW UNDER ATTACK FROM MAGATZU, DO NOT RESIST, LET THE DARKNESS CONSUME ALL...

k

*Magatsu is hit by various drinking paraphernalia*

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[shisteer of nothing much]

Shame on you, Flib. We trusted you!

Why are you speaking french

Because I can.

*Is impressed.*

[Flib Bigboat]

That reminds me of a quote from a book:

"'Tis a sign! 'Tis witchcraft!" cried the third, in alarm. "A changeling boy out of Elfland left on our doorstep in his shift, pardie! What can it mean?"
"Don't be so superstitious, Lionel," said the first man. "More likely some scurvy Saxon trick. Be ye Saxon or Norman, boy? Parlez-vous français?"
"Non," said Roger, in one of the two French words he knew.
"Aha! What did I tell you? A Saxon spy!" cried the first man. "Quick! Hail him before our masters!"

[Flib Bigboat]

*Double posts*

Spoiler

Operation toime... *Getz ze zurgical cuttin' equipment*

That's mildly concerning.

*Pullz oot a chainzav* Ach, vait...Zat'z taae zmav... *Getz a bigger vone*

*puts this in the funny posts collection*

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[lass of something much]

Hey, I'm just proud of her for using "Y'all".

Then why question her wisdom?

I'm not questioning her wisdom, I'm questioning her for her wisdom, 'cause I want to know the truths of this world.

Ok then...

Thank you for understanding.

*Does not understand* Er, Teer, I might have to borrow some of your wisdom...

[Kade Rivok]

 

[Flib Bigboat]

  I'm such a silly chook, aren't I.

[Booklover]

This topic....Is like my life

You mean you're constantly surrounded by Otterbadger plushies?

[Flib Bigboat]

HA

*pours a cauldronful of s o u p over Lass's head, in a friendly manner*

...

*Dies in a friendly manner*

Ok, that just about takes the cake.

[lass of something much]

This is the Cellars...Order is illegal

Your faaaace

*Doesn't have a face* now that's just harrasment...