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Flib Bigboat

#1230
June 01, 2021, 05:36:17 PM
HAH!
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#1231
June 04, 2021, 10:22:54 PM
Lol.  :laugh:
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#1232
June 09, 2021, 03:59:37 PM
Spoiler
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 05, 2020, 02:46:14 AM
*table barricade is ready* Eulaliaaaaaa! *begins pelting Kade with pizza slices*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 05, 2020, 07:19:29 AM
*sends Teer to bed with no peppermint tea for wasting food*
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on September 05, 2020, 08:03:58 PM
I hope you remembered to wear a raincoat, Kade.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 01:22:42 AM
*uses a water gun to squirt fruit punch at TinTin*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 03:38:56 AM
*This does not happen because Teer has been sent to bed....With no peppermint tea*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 03:40:50 AM
*sticks tongue out at Lass, having ignored the sending*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 05:59:51 AM
*This does not happen due to the fact that I used proofing powers to poof Teer into her room*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 06:26:30 AM
*the poofing powers do not work on a beast so powerful*
Quote from: lass of something much on September 06, 2020, 06:30:41 AM
*That isn't how it woks, Teer*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on September 06, 2020, 06:31:28 AM
*that's exactly how it works, Lass*
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Sisters... one of God's greatest gifts.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#1233
June 10, 2021, 01:16:17 PM
*Chokes on tea*
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques

"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly."

"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."

~JRR Tolkien

Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#1234
June 10, 2021, 10:32:38 PM
@Kade Rivok! Help!
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#1235
June 10, 2021, 10:34:26 PM
I'm here to help!  *Grabs Flib and initiates the Heimlich Maneuver.*
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Flib Bigboat

#1236
June 10, 2021, 10:35:51 PM Last Edit: June 19, 2021, 01:13:05 PM by Flib Bigboat
*exasperation*

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Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 18, 2021, 03:44:45 AM
haha you came for knowlege. you wrong.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2021, 12:37:02 AM
*Came for knowledge* Wow, I am such a fool.
Quote from: WorshipTiria on June 19, 2021, 12:39:28 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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hahahahaha
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 19, 2021, 12:42:02 AM
You mock me? *Wails*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 19, 2021, 01:41:36 AM
WHERE!?  *Begins looking for whales.*
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Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

The Skarzs

#1237
July 05, 2021, 05:37:12 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 05, 2021, 01:10:56 PM
When I first joined this forum, I thought Skarz was a turtle, like the one in Rakkety Tam
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...because they're both Rockbottoms. ;D
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Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Verdauga

#1238
July 08, 2021, 03:05:43 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 08, 2021, 04:37:54 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 08, 2021, 02:51:40 AM
*gathp* VERDAUGA HAS BRAINWASHED YOU!!! He must be secretly working on an evil plan, and he's looking on his phone to find a special tutorial that will train him so he can take over the Cellars!

That would be one incredibly specific wikihow.
Killing the mood since 2019

Thanks for the artwork Lass, Scott, and Wortshire! (And Dannflower as well for the Worldstate badge.)

Russa Nodrey

#1239
July 09, 2021, 01:11:14 PM
Don't forget this part.

Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 08, 2021, 04:02:49 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2021, 03:02:58 PM
It's a youtube tutorial, actually.
I knew it! Ashleg must have created it. EVERYBEAST RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES
Quote from: Verdauga on July 08, 2021, 04:08:14 PM
Exercise is beneficial to one's health, yes.
Freddy

Flib Bigboat

#1240
July 09, 2021, 04:34:19 PM
I am a very funny person, apparently.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Ally046

#1241
July 10, 2021, 05:27:37 PM
Cobb, Ember, Nutmeg, Pingvin, Diann, Celest, Cinnabon, Coco

Flib Bigboat

#1242
July 10, 2021, 06:43:22 PM Last Edit: July 15, 2021, 12:52:07 AM by Flib Bigboat
Indeed.

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Quote from: WorshipTiria on July 10, 2021, 04:14:28 AM
(OOC: What the heck is otp?)
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 10, 2021, 04:17:06 PM
(OOC: It means Ally has bees in her brain.)
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Oh, and also this:
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Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 14, 2016, 06:26:44 AM
So Del is the Smiley Shipper, Søren is the Shadow Shipper, and Skarzs is the I'll shred you to pieces if you mention it Shipper. Great Fun.
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Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#1244
July 16, 2021, 02:40:05 PM
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Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 15, 2021, 07:20:51 PM
Hello. I am sitting in my house right now, and the two smols are building a tower of magnet blocks and making up a story about some character that is trying to vaccuum up their couch or something like that.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2021, 07:22:16 PM
That sounds exciting.

I'm sitting at work, killing time 'cause work is slow today :giggle:
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 15, 2021, 07:27:45 PM
Wouldn't it be cool if we got paid for being on this forum?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 15, 2021, 07:31:48 PM
Maybe we should bring that up with the admin.

@Dannflower Reguba - please see previous post and advise.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on July 16, 2021, 02:22:43 PM
Did he say yes?
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 16, 2021, 02:37:33 PM
He hasn't responded yet.

He's probably working up our yearly salary as we speak.
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Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!
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