Funny posts collection

[Russa Nodrey]

Verdauga saw the light. No brainwashing required.

They had dental

But what about a 401k?

I didn't sign up for it. I can't run that far.

It does take time to work up to it, so I understand.

[The Skarzs]

Gold.

[lass of something much]

Verdauga saw the light. No brainwashing required.

They had dental

Who needs teeth?

George Washington

[Verdauga]

That was a great response on Scott's part.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Go and boil your head in Verdauga's coffee if you think it's so good! And stop misquoting me!

[Verdauga]

*cake disintegrates because of how OP the fork is*

*evil laughter continues*

[lass of something much]

LOCATION: ARENA NECROMIX

IN THE RIGHT HAND CORNER WE HAVE:

NECRONOMICON: GENIUS EGOTISTIC UFA

• Tentacles
• Soft Regeneration
• Plasma Shield

AL AZIF: GOOFY UFA

• Zero-Point-Energy Beams
• Tickle Tazers
• Plasma Shield

S.A.T.A.N.A.E.L: GENERAL OF THE A.R.S.E.N.E LEGION

• Godkiller Gun
• Flight
• Almighty Attacks

R.A.O.U.L: EXPERIMENTAL UNIT #50

• Phantom Show
• Curse Attacks
• Damage Boost

MACABRE: VILLAINOUS DANCER OF DEATH

• Scythe
• Shadow Tendrils
• Darkness Cloak

MAGATSU: CRIMSON SHADOW OVERLORD

• Cursed Blade
• Megidola
• Magatsu Mandala

CALAMITY MAGATSU: CRIMSON WARMASTER 2099

• Calamitous Blade
• Shadow Gaze
• Spirit Absorb

THE MYSTERIOUS TRAVELER: 2099 LONE SURVIVOR

• Electro Staff
• Cosmic Tools
• Clone Projector

CB-1: CRANKY UFA

• Tentacles
• Steel Pinchers
• Buzzsaws

JINX: CONTRARY SHADOW

• Ghosting
• Jinxing
• Mimicry

AND LAST OF ALL...

CAPTAIN WORTSHIRE:

• Wooden Mallet
• Phychic-Energy Pistols
• Card Deck

IN THE LEFT HAND CORNER WE HAVE:

EVERYBODY...

ELSE...

*Waves* Hello.

RUSSA: ALWAYS TIRED

• A stick
• Force Field Of Awkwardness
• A rubber spatula
• A stale baguette

[shisteer of nothing much]

Look at this tomato. Isn't it sad? He can't dance. Poor tomato.

I can't dance either. Is that sad?

No. Because Kade can do it for you.

Because it's not good to eat ice cream off the floor.

I think we have different moral standards.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol.

[Verdauga]

I ate a banana a couple days ago.

And that was random life facts with Russa.

[Booklover]

The rest of that thread.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Heh.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is still clinging to the windowsill*

Want some help?

Please.

I got you.

*Posts a job listing online.*

"HELP WANTED"

"DO YOU ENJOY SOLVING PROBLEMS?  ARE YOU GOOD AT WORKING IN A FAST PACED ENVIRONMENT?  WELL THEN, THE 'HALP CORN' INITIATIVE IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU!  ASSIST A CERTAIN KERNAL IN SOLVING HER WINDOW RELATED ISSUES AND BE PAID HANDSOMELY! 

APPLY BELOW.
Restrictions may apply.  Any mentioned payment is only listed to draw attention.  No actual reward or monetary exchange is promised.

*Leans out the window.*
Not sure if I'm helping, Corn, but the ground is only two inches below your foot.

[Flib Bigboat]

The president is dead! Long live the council!

Wait, I hate forum government!

DOWN WITH THE COUNCIL! RETURN US TO ANARCHY!

SECOND!

Dissolve the council!

I am not dead. I can't die. Unlimited lifespan.

We didn't kill you. We simply killed the presidency.

[Sebias of Redwall]