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Russa Nodrey

#1200
January 15, 2021, 11:16:03 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on January 15, 2021, 02:08:15 PM
Quote from: DanielofRedwall on January 14, 2021, 09:26:07 AM
Verdauga saw the light. No brainwashing required.
They had dental
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 15, 2021, 03:04:18 PM
But what about a 401k?
Quote from: Verdauga on January 15, 2021, 03:17:04 PM
I didn't sign up for it. I can't run that far.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on January 15, 2021, 05:25:27 PM
It does take time to work up to it, so I understand.
Freddy

The Skarzs

#1201
January 16, 2021, 08:07:36 PM
Gold.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

lass of something much

#1202
January 18, 2021, 07:53:32 PM
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#1203
January 18, 2021, 08:11:09 PM
That was a great response on Scott's part.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

#1204
February 01, 2021, 11:00:41 PM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on January 27, 2021, 01:21:45 PM
Go and boil your head in Verdauga's coffee if you think it's so good! And stop misquoting me!
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#1205
February 05, 2021, 09:18:36 PM
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

lass of something much

#1206
February 15, 2021, 10:44:31 PM
Quote from: Captain Wortshire on February 14, 2021, 09:07:08 PM
LOCATION: ARENA NECROMIX

IN THE RIGHT HAND CORNER WE HAVE:

NECRONOMICON: GENIUS EGOTISTIC UFA

  • Tentacles
  • Soft Regeneration
  • Plasma Shield
AL AZIF: GOOFY UFA

  • Zero-Point-Energy Beams
  • Tickle Tazers
  • Plasma Shield
S.A.T.A.N.A.E.L: GENERAL OF THE A.R.S.E.N.E LEGION

  • Godkiller Gun
  • Flight
  • Almighty Attacks
R.A.O.U.L: EXPERIMENTAL UNIT #50

  • Phantom Show
  • Curse Attacks
  • Damage Boost
MACABRE: VILLAINOUS DANCER OF DEATH

  • Scythe
  • Shadow Tendrils
  • Darkness Cloak
MAGATSU: CRIMSON SHADOW OVERLORD

  • Cursed Blade
  • Megidola
  • Magatsu Mandala
CALAMITY MAGATSU: CRIMSON WARMASTER 2099

  • Calamitous Blade
  • Shadow Gaze
  • Spirit Absorb
THE MYSTERIOUS TRAVELER: 2099 LONE SURVIVOR

  • Electro Staff
  • Cosmic Tools
  • Clone Projector
CB-1: CRANKY UFA

  • Tentacles
  • Steel Pinchers
  • Buzzsaws
JINX: CONTRARY SHADOW

  • Ghosting
  • Jinxing
  • Mimicry
AND LAST OF ALL...

CAPTAIN WORTSHIRE:

  • Wooden Mallet
  • Phychic-Energy Pistols
  • Card Deck
IN THE LEFT HAND CORNER WE HAVE:

EVERYBODY...

ELSE...
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 14, 2021, 10:16:14 PM
*Waves* Hello.

RUSSA: ALWAYS TIRED

  • A stick
  • Force Field Of Awkwardness
  • A rubber spatula
  • A stale baguette
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

shisteer of nothing much

#1207
February 19, 2021, 02:41:14 AM Last Edit: February 21, 2021, 11:51:23 PM by shisteer of nothing much
Quote from: Booklover on February 18, 2021, 04:22:54 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 18, 2021, 05:34:05 AM
Look at this tomato. Isn't it sad? He can't dance. Poor tomato.
I can't dance either. Is that sad?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on February 18, 2021, 05:36:39 PM
No. Because Kade can do it for you. ;D :giggle:



Quote from: Booklover on February 21, 2021, 08:26:01 AM
Because it's not good to eat ice cream off the floor.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 21, 2021, 09:00:41 AM
I think we have different moral standards.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#1208
February 23, 2021, 12:08:49 AM
Lol.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

#1209
March 07, 2021, 04:39:14 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on January 14, 2017, 03:29:40 AM
I ate a banana a couple days ago.
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 14, 2017, 05:05:35 AM
And that was random life facts with Russa.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Booklover

#1210
March 08, 2021, 10:02:35 AM
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Sebias of Redwall

#1211
March 09, 2021, 10:18:47 PM
Heh.
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#1212
March 20, 2021, 11:05:26 AM
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 19, 2021, 02:38:03 AM
*Is still clinging to the windowsill*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2021, 03:33:19 AM
Want some help?
Quote from: Cornflower MM on March 19, 2021, 04:32:35 AM
Please.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on March 19, 2021, 12:20:33 PM
I got you.

*Posts a job listing online.*

"HELP WANTED"

"DO YOU ENJOY SOLVING PROBLEMS?  ARE YOU GOOD AT WORKING IN A FAST PACED ENVIRONMENT?  WELL THEN, THE 'HALP CORN' INITIATIVE IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE JUST LIKE YOU!  ASSIST A CERTAIN KERNAL IN SOLVING HER WINDOW RELATED ISSUES AND BE PAID HANDSOMELY! 

APPLY BELOW.
Restrictions may apply.  Any mentioned payment is only listed to draw attention.  No actual reward or monetary exchange is promised.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 19, 2021, 01:08:47 PM
*Leans out the window.*
Not sure if I'm helping, Corn, but the ground is only two inches below your foot.
Freddy

Flib Bigboat

#1213
May 04, 2021, 03:57:52 PM
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on January 25, 2018, 10:11:23 PM
The president is dead! Long live the council!

Wait, I hate forum government!

DOWN WITH THE COUNCIL! RETURN US TO ANARCHY!
Quote from: Delthion on January 25, 2018, 10:13:04 PM
SECOND!
Quote from: The Skarzs on January 25, 2018, 10:50:32 PM
Dissolve the council!
Quote from: Ashleg on January 26, 2018, 02:35:29 AM
I am not dead. I can't die. Unlimited lifespan.
Quote from: Delthion on January 26, 2018, 04:18:59 AM
We didn't kill you. We simply killed the presidency.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Sebias of Redwall

#1214
May 04, 2021, 09:18:46 PM
 :giggle:
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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