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Scott McLamok

#1260
October 16, 2021, 03:05:28 AM
*has achieved the rank of funi*
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Flib Bigboat

#1261
October 16, 2021, 07:39:04 PM
I think you did that a long time ago.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#1262
October 18, 2021, 03:36:46 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 16, 2021, 06:11:07 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 16, 2021, 01:07:08 PM
*Revitalizes the goat.* I have several questions... *Shakes head.*

*Did nae appreciate bein' zhook*
Freddy

Ally046

#1263
October 18, 2021, 05:29:26 AM
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 16, 2021, 07:39:04 PM
I think you did that a long time ago.
Indeed.

Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 18, 2021, 03:36:46 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 16, 2021, 06:11:07 PM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 16, 2021, 01:07:08 PM
*Revitalizes the goat.* I have several questions... *Shakes head.*

*Did nae appreciate bein' zhook*
More indeedness.

One-Eye the wildcat

#1264
October 19, 2021, 07:13:12 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 16, 2021, 03:05:28 AM
*has achieved the rank of funi*

*golf clap*
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#1265
October 24, 2021, 12:36:02 AM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 22, 2021, 05:37:08 PM
*Mr. Toad ztealz Kade'z car und tearz off doon ze road in it*
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 22, 2021, 06:12:21 PM
Gotta warn ya, my Fiat 500 doesn't have much get up and go.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

#1266
October 24, 2021, 04:01:45 AM
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Russa Nodrey

#1267
October 24, 2021, 09:21:52 PM
Freddy

Flib Bigboat

#1268
October 26, 2021, 04:19:56 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 25, 2021, 08:42:14 AM
Why is 2 + 2 4?
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 26, 2021, 04:16:32 PM
Because you were too lazy to add the equals sign. ;)
@Booklover:
Answer this question!!! If five people, seven hens, one goat, and a clock go up in an aeroplane, how many times will Dame Snap have shouted at them by the time they reach home? ;D
Quote from: Booklover on October 26, 2021, 04:18:51 PM
0. She can't shout while they're in an aeroplane.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Booklover

#1269
October 28, 2021, 08:10:47 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 28, 2021, 02:28:56 AM
Have fun, Book!

Thought: the dentist is nice.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 03:18:30 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2021, 03:34:57 AM
Thought: that last thought is oddly menacing, and I'm not sure why.
What if Bookie is secretly pretending to be the nice dentist?
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Flib Bigboat

#1270
October 28, 2021, 08:15:39 PM
Quote from: Booklover on October 28, 2021, 08:10:47 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 28, 2021, 02:28:56 AM
Have fun, Book!

Thought: the dentist is nice.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 03:18:30 PM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 28, 2021, 03:34:57 AM
Thought: that last thought is oddly menacing, and I'm not sure why.
What if Bookie is secretly pretending to be the nice dentist?
Quote from: Booklover on October 28, 2021, 08:07:37 PM
It would take a lot of pretending to be nice while poking around in people's mouths.
Quote from: Flib Bigboat on October 28, 2021, 08:14:07 PM
Some dentists don't even bother pretending.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Flib Bigboat

#1271
October 29, 2021, 08:37:02 PM
Revive!
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on October 29, 2021, 08:13:58 PM

*dies of laughter*
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Scott McLamok

#1272
October 31, 2021, 11:04:51 AM
That statement is actually false in most cases...
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

Flib Bigboat

#1273
November 01, 2021, 03:37:19 PM
Isn't.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#1274
November 01, 2021, 03:42:27 PM
Quote from: Scott McLamok on October 31, 2021, 11:04:51 AM
That statement is actually false in most cases...

You haven't played Dark Souls then, huh?
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