SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL

[Delthion]

Couldn't do it any better myself I must say!

[Ashleg]

I eat my own intestines and then use already made sausages as replacement for my intestines.

[Russa Nodrey]

Sometimes I eat peanut butter sandwiches.

[Rosie Willowwater]

What, no jelly? That's a disgrace!

[Lady Amber]

*Excavates snow cave and huddles inside to keep warm*

[The Skarzs]

What, no jelly? That's a disgrace!

I think you mean

[Luftwaffles]

*Punches some Russians instead, right in the Volga*.

[The Skarzs]

Volga |ˈvōlgə, ˈväl-, ˈvôl-|
the longest river in Europe, rising in northwestern Russia and flowing east for 2,292 miles (3,688 km) to Kazan, where it turns southeast to the Caspian Sea. It has been dammed at several points to provide hydroelectric power and is navigable for most of its length.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

*THROWS BEAR AT SKARZS*

IN RUSSIA YOU EAT BEAR

[Groddil]

What, no jam? That's a disgrace!

Fixed that for you.

[The Skarzs]

*THROWS BEAR AT SKARZS*

IN RUSSIA YOU EAT BEAR

*Nom.*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

GOOD NOW DRINK VODKA

[Ashleg]

I am a Russain passerby!
Oh hello there!
Vhat are you doing?

[Cornflower MM]

What, no jam? That's a disgrace!

Fixed that for you.

Jam is literally jelly with pieces of the fruit in

[The Skarzs]

Well, jelly is made with just the juice. Jam is made with the whole fruit.