Summer-Time = Pool-Time!!!

[The Skarzs]

Still.

It's an asylum. If there was clearance, I would be out of here and DROWNING already!

Why do you want to die?

[Ashleg]

You guys are crazy. Death is the only way out.

[The Skarzs]

And it will happen eventually to all of us, yeah, but right now we just need to enjoy the pool. With the dead body of the feather master floating in it.

[Ashleg]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I MUST PUT AN END TO ME.

[Delthion]

Because you were the Feather Master?

[Ashleg]

GAAAAH!

* Ashleg pulls out a bottle of Aquafina from under his cloak.

Time to drown!

[Delthion]

*Puts seventeen million dehumidifiers in Ashleg's cell.*

[Ashleg]

*The moisture is sucked out of my body and I die*.

[Delthion]

* Delthion puts a few humidifiers in the room and revives Ashleg.

[Ashleg]

*Ashleg is still dead because his body decomposed.*

[The Skarzs]

You'd be mummified.

[Delthion]

* Delthion brings Ashleg back to life.

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg suffocates because of the humidifiers, dries up, and gets blown away like dust.

[Delthion]

* Delthion pounds the dust into a pulp.

[The Skarzs]

Wut.