Summer-Time = Pool-Time!!!

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg is respawned into the lifeguard chair.

*looks around*

...GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Curse you, Infinite Lifespan!

[The Skarzs]

Gud.

[Ashleg]

Heck.

[The Skarzs]

Whoa, watch yer mouth!

[Delthion]

* Delthion quickly hands Ashleg a mirror.

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg looks at his handsome self in the mirror.

...yes, one side of me is mutilated, but that's why I wear the cloak. I'm SPIFFIN'.

[The Skarzs]

You would make a bad lifeguard if half of you is mutilated.

[Ashleg]

I'm not here to save anybeast, just to tell 'em not to run by the pool...

[Delthion]

Wait Lifeguards do things other than that?

[The Skarzs]

Yes; they tell people not to swim after eating for fifteen minutes, too.

[Ashleg]

Speaking of that.
When was the last time you cretins ate?

[The Skarzs]

*Cretin.
I don't remember. Probably two years ago.

[Ashleg]

Why aren't you dead yet?

* Ashleg brandishes spear.

[The Skarzs]

Worst. Lifeguard. Ever.

[Ashleg]

*Impales Skarzs with the spear*