Summer-Time = Pool-Time!!!

[Booklover]

*finds a friendly penguin who can rescue Kade* You know, if the ice is breaking we should probably wait until the pool freezes completely. We don't want anybody to get hurt.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*smiles at Booklover's imaginary penguin and fishes Kade out of pool with a claw* Seriously, you need to become slightly more risk averse. Nobody else has managed to break their head open or fall into the ice. Good work. *deposits Kade on towel to dry* Try not to get hypothermia.

Doesn't that make summer only two weeks long though? Or is the 'middle' more like everything except the first and last week?

Yeah, the middle is everything except the first and last week. It makes sense if you don't think about it.

[Kade Rivok]

*Shivers as he tries to dry off.*  Well, at least I finally got to swim, right?  I think I fell through where I'd initially tried to dive in.  Must've cracked the ice...  goodness it's cold.

[Booklover]

*smiles at Booklover's imaginary penguin and fishes Kade out of pool with a claw* Seriously, you need to become slightly more risk averse. Nobody else has managed to break their head open or fall into the ice. Good work. *deposits Kade on towel to dry* Try not to get hypothermia.

Doesn't that make summer only two weeks long though? Or is the 'middle' more like everything except the first and last week?

Yeah, the middle is everything except the first and last week. It makes sense if you don't think about it.

My penguin is not imaginary. Just because we're in a place where penguins aren't a native species, doesn't mean Felix can't bring them here.

And I wouldn't think about it. That would be dangerous. So dangerous I might fall in a pond.

[shisteer of nothing much]

So then it must make sense. That's good. (and you don't have any penguins)

[Booklover]

How long will it take you to understand that I do? I've explained on here AND in the My Hill thread.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Explaining will not make any difference. Fact is fact.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Question: How did the pool freeze over?! It was thirty degrees(Celsius) the other day!

[shisteer of nothing much]

Apparently, this pool is in the Northern Hemisphere.

[Kade Rivok]

*Starts sliding around on his probably healed head.*

[shisteer of nothing much]

*sighs and mutters something about risk aversion* I guess I'm on lifeguard duty.

[Kade Rivok]

*Narrowly avoids the hole he'd made earlier.*  Weeeeee!

[Booklover]

Explaining will not make any difference. Fact is fact.

Fiction is fiction.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Explaining will not make any difference. Fact is fact.

Fiction is fiction.

Imaginary penguins are imaginary penguins.

[Kade Rivok]

*Collides with an imaginary penguin.*  Ow!  I was always told I had an overactive imagination, but this is ridiculous.