2017 Official Cellars Presidential Election

[Ashleg]

Yo, @Ashleg aren't you supposed to be hosting this cellars election?

Aye. Do yer thing...I'll watch and sip cocoa.

[Rosie Willowwater]

I, Wosie Rillowwater... wait that's not right. I, Rosie Willowwater, declare to keep most things as they are but if there are any disruption or disagreements I promise to try and keep the peace by offering everyone chocolate.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Applauds*

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Bows* Thankee very much

[Delthion]

I pledge that there will be more events along the lines of the Forum Prom and Masquerade Party happening on a more regular basis. I also pledge to maintain the insanity that has made our Cellars great!

[The Skarzs]

Insanity.
Insanity is what makes the cellars great, but there isn't enough of it.
I promise to make sure everyone who is normal will no longer know what that word means.

And I also promise to give everyone vacations to other boards to release their sanity.

[Delthion]

When I become President I assure you that there will be more weddings during my term than in the history of the forum!

[Russa Nodrey]

^I believe you.

*Raises hand* What will you do about DDBs, Guests, and other threats?

[Delthion]

*Raises hand* What will you do about me and my ten-thousand brothers?

I will mobilize the full forces of the true members of this forum! With myself at the head of such a noble army we shall drive these detestable fiends away from our beloved forum!

*Raises hand* What will you do about me and my ten-thousand brothers?

Marry off all of you!

[Rosie Willowwater]

^I believe you.

*Raises hand* What will you do about DDBs, Guests, and other threats?

We shall tame the threats and get them on our side so as not to cause any bloodshed.

[Delthion]

But such a course would leave us open to betrayal on every front! The first time that a Guest or a D.D.B. or a Nod shows that it is willing to renounce its unholy ways then I will immediately accept it. But to openly trust all of them when all they have done is kill and destroy: such a plan is madness!

[Rosie Willowwater]

We can still have our guard up but my course of action minimizes the bloodshed

[Delthion]

What bloodshed? Neutralizing D.D.##:1046 and the like has never caused bloodshed! But the end of all of the war topics against them? That would be a black day.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Yes, but they are trying to give us a false sense of security. The moment we let our guard down they'll attack.

[Delthion]

...that's what I just said...