ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY

[The Skarzs]

*Swings sword at Ashleg's neck.*

[Scott McLamok]

Picks up a spear from a dead weasel and tries to poke Krantor.

[Captain Wortshire]

*Strolls in

What ho chaps! Does anybody know where the bally kitchens are? I'm jolly well famis... Omigosh

*Draws sword and charges

EULALIAAAAAAAAAA

[Krantor the Brutal]

*Slashes at spear*

[Ashleg]

*Swings sword at Ashleg's neck.*

*ducks and aims a SWOOPING KICK AT SKARZS' KNOBBLY KNEES*

[The Skarzs]

*Is kicked in the shin.*
Ow!
*Jabs sword point at Ash's stomach, then goes for a cut.*

[Captain Wortshire]

*charges into the fray

EULALIAAAAA

*bowls everyone over and trips

[Scott McLamok]

Spear snaps in two and is knocked flat by force of the swipe, slowly gets up and draws his sword and charges Krantor.

[Ashleg]

*Is kicked in the shin.*
Ow!
*Jabs sword point at Ash's stomach, then goes for a cut.*

* Ashleg blocks it with his own sword and then proceeds to blubber and cry.

[DelenatheWanderer]

I appoint myself friar and that automatically gives me triple rations. Anyone who wishes to enjoy this pleasure also must join the vermin.
*stares pointedly at the hares*

[Scott McLamok]

Kicks friar out of the way, proceeds fighting Krantor

[DelenatheWanderer]

YOU HIT ME?!?!?
Oh no, not today! You ain't doin' that, no sir. Y'all is all goin to die! Meet my friend Mr. Cast Iron skillet!
*proceeds to murder Scott Mcklamok and turn him into a stew.*
THIS IS WARFARE, CHAPS

[Scott McLamok]

Hits friar on head with shield

[DelenatheWanderer]

Hits Scott on head with MARTIN THE FREAKIN' WARRIOR'S SWORD

[Scott McLamok]

*Stumbles back and falls over clearly knocked out. Where did you get the sword?