ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY

[Ashleg]

I'm attacking Redwall H'Abbey with my wonderous horde of loyal vermin!

TRY TO STOP US IF YOU CAN, SUCKERS!

* Ashleg races forward and draws pictures of bird meat on the sandstone.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Why?

[Ashleg]

Because Redwall is mine, and chicken tastes good.



You're under seige now.

[James Gryphon]

Oh well.

[Rosie Willowwater]

K.

[The Skarzs]

Lol.

[Ashleg]

Wow.

[The Skarzs]

*Shoots arrows down into the fray.* Defend the abbey!

[Delthion]

As a horde leader Ashleg has obviously forgotten basic grammar rules.

Because Redwall is mine, and chicken tastes good.



You're under seige now.

I before E except after C my dear Ashleg!

*Fires cannons into the packed masses of vermin.*

[The Skarzs]

(No cannons. We must only have canon weapons. )

[Delthion]

*Fires Canons into the packed masses of vermin.*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Shoots both Del and Rosie, forming Delsie, at the hoard*

Get it, 'cause dey canon

[Ashleg]

It's not.

Ashie Legwater is canon.

JOIN ME, ROSIE! CONVERT!

*grabs a sword and charges the main gate*

Although I have to commit Grammar Nazi suicide now...

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Is hit in the stomach with a cannonball and is thrown to the ground*

Is this some sort of weird Cupid thing?

Also, Ash, you are the side of Ashie that makes it not canon. Del is my one true love anyway

[Russa Nodrey]

Also, Ash, you are the side of Ashie that makes it not canon. Del is my one true love anyway

Del is my one true love anyway

Del my true love