Wylderflower Wedding

Delthion · September 29, 2017, 04:42:07 AM

As Wylder has not opposed this union it must be made complete in forum matrimony.

Wylder Treejumper · September 29, 2017, 04:43:40 AM

Sorry, Mormons don't do polygamy anymore.

Delthion · September 29, 2017, 04:49:39 AM

It matters not! You have already been bound in Forum Matrimony, and there can be no comments to the contrary!

Wylder Treejumper · September 29, 2017, 04:50:50 AM

Correct. I have already been bound, and therefore am ineligible to be twice so held. I am glad you have acknowledged your error.

Maudie · September 29, 2017, 04:51:41 AM

You know, I'm beginning to see a lot of parallels between forum weddings and the wedding in The Princess Bride...

Delthion · September 29, 2017, 04:53:41 AM

Quote from: Wylder Treejumper on September 29, 2017, 04:50:50 AM
Correct. I have already been bound, and therefore am ineligible to be twice so held. I am glad you have acknowledged your error.

Forum Matrimony can be applied from one to many other persons. As is shown in the case of Rosie, and myself!

Wylder Treejumper · September 29, 2017, 04:57:12 AM

Should you fail to cease and desist, I warn you, my protests shall not be subtle.

Delthion · September 29, 2017, 04:58:01 AM

I should not expect them to be so sir!

Wylder Treejumper · September 29, 2017, 05:03:12 AM

[Today at 11:02:21 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Our good pitchers are back!
[Today at 11:02:23 pm] Mhera: In your dreams!
[Today at 11:02:28 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Our hitting is hot!
[Today at 11:02:44 pm] Wylder Treejumper: And our mojo is here!
[Today at 11:02:48 pm] Mhera: @Fatch: In all fairness, you signed up for it

[Today at 11:02:57 pm] Wylder Treejumper: BASEBALL!!!
[Today at 11:03:06 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Do you like baseball, Fatch?
[Today at 11:04:01 pm] Fatch of Southsward: I'm not a big fan. I prefer Football.
[Today at 11:04:01 pm] Wylder Treejumper: (This is where you say, "Yes, I am a rabid Mariners fan")
[Today at 11:04:45 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Soren has a thing about showers, mine is baseball.
[Today at 11:04:52 pm] Mhera: But really, you caught four of the weirdest members in full swing. The Introduction Thread in the Front Lawns is the place to go to meet the rest of the members

[Today at 11:05:18 pm] Wylder Treejumper: That's OK, though, because we are also the four coolest members
[Today at 11:05:28 pm] Wylder Treejumper: You will learn to love us
[Today at 11:05:57 pm] Perifæn: I might be back in a bit guys. If not bye.
[Today at 11:06:00 pm] Wylder Treejumper: After all, everyone knows Mariners fans are loveable.
[Today at 11:06:04 pm] Fatch of Southsward: Oh, I already love you. <3
[Today at 11:06:08 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Scientific fact.
[Today at 11:06:12 pm] Wylder Treejumper:

[Today at 11:06:13 pm] Mhera: Bye Peri!
[Today at 11:06:20 pm] Wylder Treejumper: See, he'll fit right in.
[Today at 11:06:31 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Welcome to the club, Fatch!
[Today at 11:06:41 pm] Mhera: You're insane. Welcome aboard, Fatch!
[Today at 11:06:44 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Find an obsession and you're good to go.
[Today at 11:06:59 pm] Mhera: Wait, I don't have an obsession.
[Today at 11:07:19 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Yeah you do. Me, obviously.
[Today at 11:07:24 pm] Wylder Treejumper:

[Today at 11:07:40 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I mean, you DID follow me.
[Today at 11:08:02 pm] Mhera: If Soren ever finds this Wyldera will never die.
[Today at 11:08:08 pm] Fatch of Southsward: You're a couple? It all makes sense now!
[Today at 11:08:15 pm] Wylder Treejumper: You mean live?
[Today at 11:08:19 pm] Wylder Treejumper: NO!
[Today at 11:08:31 pm] Wylder Treejumper: OK, I walked into that one.
[Today at 11:08:35 pm] Mhera: NO FATCH
[Today at 11:08:39 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Allow me to explain.
[Today at 11:08:47 pm] Wylder Treejumper: She is obsessed with me.
[Today at 11:09:02 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I am completely cool and never say a thing back.
[Today at 11:09:14 pm] Wylder Treejumper: It's very one sided.
[Today at 11:09:23 pm] Mhera: Oh my goodness
[Today at 11:09:36 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I mean, we even fight over sports.
[Today at 11:10:01 pm] Mhera: No this is not right at all
[Today at 11:10:04 pm] Wylder Treejumper: See, very obviously a fabrication.
[Today at 11:10:13 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Denial. Yup.
[Today at 11:10:25 pm] Wylder Treejumper: This thing is not happening.
[Today at 11:10:32 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Also, I should stop talking.
[Today at 11:10:35 pm] Mhera: I should say not
[Today at 11:11:06 pm] Mhera: Wait no I mean do stop
[Today at 11:11:11 pm] Wylder Treejumper: OK, if you insist
[Today at 11:11:23 pm] Wylder Treejumper: See, she doesn't even want me to stop talking
[Today at 11:11:28 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Isn't it sweet?
[Today at 11:11:49 pm] Mhera: If I ever stop laughing I will kill you.
[Today at 11:11:59 pm] Fatch of Southsward: I never thought I would be third wheeling on a redwall website. I approve of this.
[Today at 11:12:16 pm] Wylder Treejumper: She just can't resist the melodious look of my text
[Today at 11:12:34 pm] Wylder Treejumper: And she threatens me. How cute!
[Today at 11:12:47 pm] Mhera: Fatch! It's too early for you to turn to the dark side!
[Today at 11:13:08 pm] * Wylder Treejumper is laughing too hard to type
[Today at 11:13:31 pm] Wylder Treejumper: This is almost as good as the game
[Today at 11:13:58 pm] Søren: HELLO WYLDERA! Hi Fatch! I promise, no more weirdness tonight from me

[Today at 11:13:59 pm] Mhera: No! No compliments!
[Today at 11:14:02 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Come to the dark side. We have cookies. And fangirls, apparently.
[Today at 11:14:07 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Oops.
[Today at 11:14:33 pm] Mhera: WYLDER SØREN HAS SEEN THIS
[Today at 11:14:44 pm] Wylder Treejumper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Today at 11:14:56 pm] Søren: Mwahahaha!!

[Today at 11:15:10 pm] Wylder Treejumper: THIS WAS JUST A JOKE I SWEAR
[Today at 11:15:17 pm] * Søren is headed to the Cellars to make a thread
[Today at 11:15:22 pm] Mhera: YOUR GOT US INTO THIS MESS YOU CAN GET US OUT
[Today at 11:15:29 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I MEAN, I DON'T SWEAR BUT I DO
[Today at 11:15:36 pm] Mhera: IKR
[Today at 11:15:43 pm] Wylder Treejumper: SOOOOORENNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
[Today at 11:15:50 pm] Fatch of Southsward: Soren: They're kinda cute

[Today at 11:16:08 pm] Mhera: Give him some of the dark side cookies Wylder, maybe he'll stop
[Today at 11:16:15 pm] Mhera: FATCH
[Today at 11:16:18 pm] * Wylder Treejumper sobs
[Today at 11:16:28 pm] Søren: @Fatch Aren't they?

Also, THANK YOU for using the Ø. It's so nice when people do.

[Today at 11:16:41 pm] Wylder Treejumper: My carefully cultivated image... is GONE!
[Today at 11:16:59 pm] * Mhera does not comfort Wylder because this is his fault and that would be more shipping fuel
[Today at 11:17:19 pm] * Wylder Treejumper berates Mhera because that last post was too!
[Today at 11:17:43 pm] Mhera: This is hopeless!
[Today at 11:17:51 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Do it but don't SAY it!
[Today at 11:18:13 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Soren! Whatever you want, I can get for you!
[Today at 11:18:21 pm] Mhera: If you insist!
[Today at 11:18:30 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I'm begging you, don't!
[Today at 11:18:48 pm] * Wylder Treejumper should stop talking
[Today at 11:19:05 pm] * Mhera dies
[Today at 11:19:07 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Maybe I should just shut up...
[Today at 11:19:22 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Yeah, dying works too
[Today at 11:19:37 pm] Mhera: No it doesn't.
[Today at 11:19:37 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I blame you, Mher
[Today at 11:19:42 pm] Søren: I was going to put it in Funny Posts.

[Today at 11:19:54 pm] Wylder Treejumper: If you hadn't followed me, this wouldn't happen
[Today at 11:20:11 pm] Søren: OH LOOK, A PET NAME!
[Today at 11:20:31 pm] Mhera: WYLDER STOP TALKING
[Today at 11:20:32 pm] Søren: How delightful!

[Today at 11:21:22 pm] Søren: Alright. I'll her your offers.
[Today at 11:21:29 pm] Søren: Hear*
[Today at 11:21:37 pm] Wylder Treejumper: That's called a typo, Soren

[Today at 11:22:04 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Besides, it was Kit's idea first
[Today at 11:22:07 pm] Mhera: I have nothing to offer but the remnants of my pride.
[Today at 11:22:18 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I have no pride lift to offer...
[Today at 11:22:20 pm] Søren: What was that Mr. I-Don't-Know-About-Relationships?
[Today at 11:22:36 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I can give you this expired voucher for free pizza!
[Today at 11:22:42 pm] Fatch of Southsward: Can we call you Mher, or does only Wylder Treejumper get to do that?
[Today at 11:22:52 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I can give you a Book of Mormon...
[Today at 11:22:57 pm] * Søren highfived Fatch
[Today at 11:22:57 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Um...
[Today at 11:23:07 pm] Wylder Treejumper: I can gove you violin lessons?
[Today at 11:23:07 pm] Mhera: @Fatch: Mher's fine

[Today at 11:23:12 pm] Wylder Treejumper: *give
[Today at 11:23:31 pm] Mhera: And not just for Wyldr
[Today at 11:23:51 pm] Søren: ANOTHER PET NAME!

[Today at 11:24:01 pm] Mhera: *Wylder
[Today at 11:24:06 pm] Mhera: NO
[Today at 11:24:13 pm] Wylder Treejumper: ?
[Today at 11:24:22 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Hm?
[Today at 11:24:27 pm] Søren: I'll hold onto these. But I won't post them. Your forum lives are spared.

[Today at 11:24:32 pm] Wylder Treejumper: What did I do now?
[Today at 11:24:34 pm] Mhera: It's a typo, Wylder! Nothing else!
[Today at 11:24:58 pm] Fatch of Southsward: Two typos about each other. Coincidence? I think not
[Today at 11:24:59 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Wow, we have typos a lot
[Today at 11:25:19 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Not surprising, seeing I get stuck on caps lock
[Today at 11:25:32 pm] Wylder Treejumper: ...And can't get off
[Today at 11:25:51 pm] Mhera: Soren: THANK YOU. I give you the gift of "ø"
[Today at 11:26:31 pm] * Søren thumbs up
[Today at 11:28:56 pm] Wylder Treejumper: So......
[Today at 11:29:26 pm] Mhera: Yeah.
[Today at 11:29:51 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Um...
[Today at 11:29:51 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball.
[Today at 11:29:59 pm] Mhera: Well...
[Today at 11:30:11 pm] Mhera: Go Rangers.
[Today at 11:30:20 pm] Søren:
[Today at 11:30:28 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Mariners will crush you tomorrow!
[Today at 11:30:46 pm] Mhera: It just keeps getting worse
[Today at 11:30:48 pm] Wylder Treejumper: ....And I'll crush YOU tonight, Soren!
[Today at 11:31:01 pm] Fatch of Southsward: Hehehehe @Soren I'm dying
[Today at 11:31:21 pm] Wylder Treejumper: My soul is already dead
[Today at 11:31:43 pm] Mhera: Fatch, pleeeesease don't let this be your forever view of Wylder and I
[Today at 11:31:49 pm] Wylder Treejumper: It died long ago
[Today at 11:31:50 pm] Kitsune: Fatch, if you really want to know, there are a few legit pairs on here XD Just not them.
[Today at 11:32:10 pm] Wylder Treejumper: A long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away....
[Today at 11:32:21 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Wylder's soul died.
[Today at 11:32:29 pm] Kitsune: True.

[Today at 11:32:33 pm] Wylder Treejumper: He left it in the Midwest.
[Today at 11:32:54 pm] Wylder Treejumper: It now hovers around Bush Stadium, haunting the Cardinals
[Today at 11:32:59 pm] Kitsune: How was the shower Sør? I must ask since it was... described

[Today at 11:33:10 pm] Mhera: Wait, so is it dead or alive?
[Today at 11:33:22 pm] Mhera: Hopefully solo...
[Today at 11:33:26 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Its undead
[Today at 11:33:32 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Duh
[Today at 11:33:46 pm] Mhera: Oh. Yeah. Obviously:
[Today at 11:33:51 pm] Wylder Treejumper: My soul can't die, so long as baseball survives!
[Today at 11:33:51 pm] Mhera: *.
[Today at 11:33:55 pm] Søren: @Kit

[Today at 11:34:01 pm] Kitsune: Well? XDD
[Today at 11:34:27 pm] Søren: Mhera and Wylder are talking baseball so as to cover up their PDA.

[Today at 11:34:39 pm] Søren: @Kit I'm clean.

[Today at 11:34:41 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Baseball is life!
[Today at 11:34:51 pm] Kitsune: Good.

[Today at 11:34:53 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Do not mock baseball as a coverup!
[Today at 11:35:12 pm] Wylder Treejumper: It is worth more than your miserable life!
[Today at 11:35:27 pm] James Gryphon:

[Today at 11:35:42 pm] Kitsune: James, hi.
[Today at 11:35:52 pm] Perifæn: Hi James
[Today at 11:35:55 pm] Søren: Hey Fatch, check your inbox!

[Today at 11:35:55 pm] Mhera: Hey James!
[Today at 11:36:02 pm] James Gryphon: A three-round shootout is worth more than all the professional games of baseball that have ever been played.
[Today at 11:36:07 pm] Søren: Uh oh, JG is here. Shape up guys.
[Today at 11:36:36 pm] James Gryphon: Oh. Wylder, don't Wylder.
[Today at 11:36:45 pm] James Gryphon: And Soren...no.
[Today at 11:36:52 pm] Søren: No?
[Today at 11:36:53 pm] James Gryphon: Hopefully that will take care of my admin duties for the night.
[Today at 11:37:03 pm] Fatch of Southsward: My email inbox?
[Today at 11:37:19 pm] James Gryphon: I read the box history when I come online.
[Today at 11:37:29 pm] Søren: The "My Messages" tab next to the "Profile" button
[Today at 11:37:43 pm] Søren: @JG •_•
[Today at 11:38:13 pm] Søren: @Mhera @Wylder @Kit @Fatch We should've spammed it into oblivion.
[Today at 11:38:55 pm] Mhera: He can see all the shoutbox history, Sør.
[Today at 11:39:22 pm] Søren: •_•
[Today at 11:40:02 pm] Søren: Perhaps it's time to call it a night then...
[Today at 11:40:19 pm] Mhera: Yeah... I need to go anyway

[Today at 11:40:24 pm] Fatch of Southsward: @Soren: do what you said in your message
[Today at 11:40:38 pm] Mhera: I can stay a moment longer...
[Today at 11:40:44 pm] Wylder Treejumper: *Sighs*

Delthion · September 29, 2017, 05:13:07 AM

It matters not my good Wylder!

Wylder Treejumper · September 29, 2017, 05:18:42 AM

Once you can't read the thread because of it, it will! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Maudie · September 29, 2017, 05:20:51 AM

Wylderaception

Maudie · September 29, 2017, 05:23:08 AM

James Gryphon · September 29, 2017, 06:08:41 AM

Mod: Clipped out a few unnecessary posts that violated rule 9, rule of posting 4 and the spirit of rule of courtesy 2. Don't do that again.

Wylder Treejumper · September 29, 2017, 06:13:26 AM

Well, if you insist I shan't post it more than once at a time. But it is not pointless, it is my protest.

[Today at 11:02:21 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Our good pitchers are back!
[Today at 11:02:23 pm] Mhera: In your dreams!
[Today at 11:02:28 pm] Wylder Treejumper: Our hitting is hot!
[Today at 11:02:44 pm] Wylder Treejumper: And our mojo is here!
[Today at 11:02:48 pm] Mhera: @Fatch: In all fairness, you signed up for it