The more random than that other thread thread

[shisteer of nothing much]

Dead, honestly.

Being eaten doesn't necessarily kill you. Not in The Cellars, anyway. *pushes Verdauga off head* Watch where you land. I don't enjoy have random people dropped on me.

[The Skarzs]

Mm, I suppooooose.

[Verdauga]

*Cuts my way out of Nessy with Thomasbane.*
Mmmmmm. I might need to sharpen this soon.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*crawls through the hole that Verdauga cut, then turns round and stitches Nessy's stomach back up* There, good as new.

[Verdauga]

At any rate, thread'll be easier to cut through.

[Booklover]

I have no idea what is going on. Can somebody please explain?

[Verdauga]

Topic title. It's all there in the name. You'll just have to infer what it implies. For a more up-to-date explanation, look here.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I have no idea what is going on. Can somebody please explain?

Basically, Verdauga and I just got eaten be Loch Nesse, then Verdauga chopped his way out with an oversized kitchen knife and I crawled out behind him and stitched Nessy's stomach back up. The End.

[Verdauga]

And if someone tries to send us through Loch Ness Monster again, thread is easier to cut than flesh.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I used super strong thread. Loch Ness monsters are active creatures. Standard cotton would break immediately.

[Verdauga]

I used super strong thread. Loch Ness monsters are active creatures. Standard cotton would break immediately.

Which is a good idea, but it's still easier to cut than thick scale. good call on the strong thread though.

[The Skarzs]

How morbid.

[Verdauga]

How morbid.

Yes... I suppose that is true....yet, when one visits a place where they are subject to being eaten, squished, attacked by a plague, or sent to a labrynth unending, one's humor tends to the macabre.

[shisteer of nothing much]

I think my humour was slightly macabre before I joined this forum. It hasn't changed much.

[The Skarzs]

And what does old Nessie have to say about all this?