The more random than that other thread thread

[Flib Bigboat]

Thank you.

[Kade Rivok]

You're welcome.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Spoiler

'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'

'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.

'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!

'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'

'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!

'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'

[close]

[Flib Bigboat]

Sheesh, can ye not put that in a spoiler?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze Gremlinz droive a tractor trough ze vindov*

[Flib Bigboat]

That's not very fair to both the window and the tractor.

[Kade Rivok]

I'm more impressed that they were able to do it at all.  Like, did they have a ramp or something?

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Nyet, zey juzt 'ad zeveral o' zem vorkin' togezer.

In ozer partz o' ze vorld...

[Flib Bigboat]

I'm more impressed that they were able to do it at all.  Like, did they have a ramp or something?

Nyet, tvaz ze DDBz. Zey lent vone o' zere flyin' bulldozerz tae ze Gremlinz, vho zen changed it intae a tractor. It'z ztill retained it'z flyin' abilitiez, zough.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

I'm more impressed that they were able to do it at all.  Like, did they have a ramp or something?

Nyet, tvaz ze DDBz. Zey lent vone o' zere flyin' bulldozerz tae ze Gremlinz, vho zen changed it intae a tractor. It'z ztill retained it'z flyin' abilitiez, zough.

Ah yes

Flying tractor

[lass of something much]

'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'

'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.

'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!

'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'

'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!

'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'

Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

...


Look, the Silmarillion is good, okay?

[Russa Nodrey]

Where did he go?

I'm lost and scared.

Oh no.

[Kade Rivok]

Don't worry; I got over it.

[Flib Bigboat]

Spoiler

'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'

'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.

'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!

'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'

'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!

'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'

[close]

Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

...


Look, the Silmarillion is good, okay?

I've never read it, but I know what it's about, down to the last detail because someone spoiled it for me. *glares at the someone, who ought to be ashamed of herself*

[One-Eye the wildcat]

Spoiler

'He chanted a song of wizardry,
Of piercing, opening, of treachery,
Revealing, uncovering, betraying.'

'Then sudden Felagund there swaying,
Sang in a song of staying,
Resisting, battling against power,
Of secrets kept, strength like a tower,
And trust unbroken, freedom, escape;
Of changing and shifting shape,
Of snares eluded, broken traps,
The prison opening, the chain that snaps.

'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Namárië!
Sí man i yulma nin enquantuva?
Sí vanwa ná, Rómello vanwa, Valimar!

'Backwards and forwards swayed their song.
Reeling foundering, as ever more strong
The chanting swelled, Felagund fought,
And all the magic and might he brought
Of Elvenesse into his words.
Softly in the gloom they heard the birds
Singing afar in Nargothrond,
The sighting of the Sea beyond,
Beyond the western world, on sand,
On sand of pearls on Elvenland.'

'Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Rómello vanwa, Valimar!

'Then in the doom gathered; darkness growing
In Valinor, the red blood flowing
Beside the Sea, where the Noldor slew
The Foamriders, and stealing drew
Their white ships with their white sails
From lamplit havens. The wind wails,
The wolf howls. The ravens flee.
The ice mutters in the mouths of the Sea.
The captives sad in Angband mourn.
Thunder rumbles, the fires burn-
And Finrod fell before the throne.'

[close]

Eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

...


Look, the Silmarillion is good, okay?

I've never read it, but I know what it's about, down to the last detail because someone spoiled it for me. *glares at the someone, who ought to be ashamed of herself*

Too much trolling